# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1583 "2025-05-13T22:06:55Z")
[Trump is going to use a gilded foreign aircraft as Air Force One](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-is-going-to-use-a-gifted-foreign-aircraft-as-air-force-one/1018256) Which is amusingly both misread _and_ true. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1584 "2025-05-14T11:59:32Z")
[Radioactive copyright](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retroactive-copyright/1018334) Not touching that legalese with a 100 foot pole. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1585 "2025-05-14T22:04:58Z")
Help me with what I assume is a Psychic joke. I knew you were going to say that. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1586 "2025-05-16T01:19:13Z")
[Rockets with surprising side hustles](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rockers-with-surprising-side-hustles/1018365). ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1587 "2025-05-16T02:42:22Z")
I misread Puff Daddy arrested as Patty Duke arrested. I guess she would’ve worked it out with her twin, Kathy. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1588 "2025-05-16T02:48:59Z")
Heheh, I keep reading that one the same way. The LGM-30 Minuteman was a puppeteer! ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1589 "2025-05-19T18:49:19Z")
[The Mexican Navy eats the Brooklyn Bridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-mexican-navy-rams-the-brooklyn-bridge-tall-ship-that-lost-power/1018494/82) I’m not sure how I read it that way, but now I really want to see that movie. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1590 "2025-05-19T19:35:04Z")
Directed by John Waters. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1591 "2025-05-20T11:34:38Z")
Or hear that Frank Zappa track. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1592 "2025-05-21T20:51:56Z")
[George Wendt dead at 76 {NORML}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/george-wendt-dead-at-76-norm/1018597) I’m sad, too, but it’s weird that a pro-weed group’s announcement of it made headlines … wait. Oh. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1593 "2025-05-23T23:47:56Z")
[Misdiagnosing psoriasis when it is really a simple but severe frugal infection](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misdiagnosing-psoriasis-when-it-is-really-a-simple-but-severe-fungal-infection/1018641) I think the tell is the fact that the infection is smushing the used soaps slivers together into one new soap. ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1594 "2025-05-24T20:17:46Z")
[If you want to turn somone into a musical (theater stage) what is the best choice?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-you-want-to-turn-somone-on-to-a-musical-theater-stage-what-is-the-best-choice/1018748/19) Oh, definitely turn Donald J. Trump into a permanent all-male revival of _Chicago_. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1595 "2025-05-27T22:26:57Z")
[iPad for scrubbing/taking notes - advice?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ipad-for-scribing-taking-notes-advice/1018819/1) My advice is that an iPad is not good for scrubbing. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser works much better. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1596 "2025-05-28T14:35:05Z")
[Yellow Squash Boy, we gots ‘em!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/yellow-squash-oh-boy-we-gots-em/1018879) Some neighborhood kid was stealing Beck’s vegetables, but she laid a trap and caught the sucker red-handed! ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1597 "2025-06-01T21:10:06Z")
All the serial “Monthly Photo Competition” threads in CS I always read as “Monty Python Competition”. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2025, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1598 "2025-06-07T07:30:20Z")
[North Korean Internet Suffers Outrage](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/north-korean-internet-suffers-outage/1019294) I mean, you’d kind of _expect_ it to be full of outrage, after all. Gotta show loyalty by hating on the mandated targets. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1599 "2025-06-08T23:20:25Z")
Scientific quail.🦆🖥 ---
**Author:** ![icon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c6cbf5/32.png) [@icon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/icon)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1600 "2025-06-10T12:42:29Z")
[Please recommend a nonfiction vaccination book](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-recommend-a-nonfiction-vacation-book/1019371) Does it list all the possible vaccinations? Maybe you read it to put you to sleep? `//i\\` ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1601 "2025-06-10T13:00:35Z")
[The beer spray thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bear-spray-thread/1019193) Is this about how Bayern Munich use to celebrate their titles? [![](https://cdn.prod.www.spiegel.de/images/e7730622-0001-0004-0000-000000996473_w1200_r1.33_fpx47.9_fpy49.98.jpg) ](https://cdn.prod.www.spiegel.de/images/e7730622-0001-0004-0000-000000996473_w1200_r1.33_fpx47.9_fpy49.98.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1602 "2025-06-10T14:04:17Z")
[Do American people make sanctions at home or is it more of a specialty thing?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-american-people-make-sandwiches-at-home-or-is-it-more-of-a-specialty-thing/1019414) You can do it at home, but for convenience many Americans go to their local Sanctions Shoppe or patronize Boycott Bob’s for discounts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=79) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=81)