# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1643 "2025-07-10T20:47:10Z")
Well, since I’m a pretty regular RiffTrax watcher, I guess I’d have to go with Mike Nelson in that debate. Nothing against Joel, though! ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2025, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1644 "2025-07-11T17:45:18Z")
Deliberately Misread Thread Title “How much of the (U.S.S.) Constitution is original” I believe “the” and “of” survived ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2025, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1645 "2025-07-12T00:31:28Z")
[What is the fastest way to cool down the interior of your cat on a hot summer day](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-the-fastest-way-to-cool-down-the-interior-of-your-car-on-a-hot-summer-day/1020745) Frozen tuna? ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1646 "2025-07-15T23:21:14Z")
What would happen if I drove through a city on March 3rd? Guess you would march forth. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1647 "2025-07-15T23:32:37Z")
[Adventures in autocracy: Mall military helicopters land at mine, take off with $117M of gold](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/adventures-in-autocracy-mali-military-helicopters-land-at-mine-take-off-with-117m-of-gold/1020825/7) The mall has an army now? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1648 "2025-07-16T13:50:58Z")
[Who else was orthopedically conceived as a kid?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-was-orthopedically-corrected-as-a-kid/320341) Athena, is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1649 "2025-07-18T01:21:48Z")
[Who else was orthographically corrected as a kid?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-was-orthopedically-corrected-as-a-kid/320341) Not me; I emerged from the womb with a gift for spelling! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1650 "2025-07-22T13:45:51Z")
[Car with giardiasis - who has experience?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-with-giardiasis-who-has-experience/1017192) I did a coolant flush in my '72 Vega and all seemed to be well. Then it developed tertiary syphilis and had to be put down. 😥 ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1651 "2025-07-22T17:58:04Z")
[I’m a building, I’m a house! How can you help?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-building-a-house-how-can-you-help/1021181) Umm, wow, I don’t know. Do you want people living inside you? If so, I suppose I could move in. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1652 "2025-07-22T18:17:36Z")
[When and why did kale go from garish decoration to superfood?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-and-why-did-kale-go-from-garnish-decoration-to-superfood/1021139/14) ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1653 "2025-07-22T20:35:38Z")
[Do adult women wear carpets (AI warning)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-adult-women-wear-capelets-ai-warning/1021162) …and do they match the drapes? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1654 "2025-07-25T17:17:16Z")
[Water sports be us, our new MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/water-spots-be-us-our-new-mmp/1021132) Yes, let’s all participate in competitive swimming, and diving, and rowing… (Yes, I know about the NSFW meaning of that term, too) ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1655 "2025-07-28T16:16:19Z")
[Have you ever had experience(s) dating someone who had the same name as you?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-had-experience-s-dealing-with-someone-who-had-the-same-name-as-you/1021406) Like, when Taylor Swift dated Taylor Lautner? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1656 "2025-07-28T16:30:02Z")
[Worst Mistake Your Patients Made](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/worst-mistake-your-parents-made/1018965/) Trusting my diploma from the Dunning-Kruger School of Medicine. 😜 ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1657 "2025-07-28T19:17:52Z")
[Water sports be us, our new MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-water-spots-be-us-our-new-mmp/1021132) Do I have to bring my own towel? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1658 "2025-07-28T20:45:30Z")
[Future of the Warhammer Organ in doubt](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/future-of-the-wanamaker-organ-in-doubt/1012817) It was probably a mistake to make all the vocal voices sound like they were saying “WAAAAAGGGHHHH!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1659 "2025-07-28T22:23:43Z")
Psst, see **Wildabeast** 3 up. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1660 "2025-07-31T17:42:35Z")
[Increasing my dosage of Creator](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increasing-my-dosage-of-crestor/1021551). ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2025, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1661 "2025-07-31T18:08:09Z")
Can never have too much God in you! ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2025, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1662 "2025-07-31T18:17:11Z")
Well, you can eat (a piece of) him every day at morning mass. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=82) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=84)