# Misread thread titles
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1703 "2025-08-19T17:47:04Z")
[Are Trump and Palin going to Alaska on Friday?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-trump-and-putin-going-to-alaska-on-friday)
They could probably wave at Putin from Sarah’s front porch.
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### Author:  [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1704 "2025-08-19T18:30:11Z")
I clearly hit the Tab key instead of the Del key. Where is that Tab anyways?
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin cued right up;
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSOLz1YBFG0&t=78/)
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### Author:  [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)
#### Post date: [August 19, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1705 "2025-08-19T18:33:58Z")
Drat. Just before 1;15 in.
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### Author:  [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)
#### Post date: [August 20, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1706 "2025-08-20T17:55:12Z")
[“Condensation” as understood by Jane Austen](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/condescension-as-understood-by-jane-austen/666326)
“Lady Catherine stood in the rain, as the gaseous water was converted to liquid water in the clouds above…”
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [August 23, 2025, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1707 "2025-08-23T17:45:16Z")
The board messed up.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1708 "2025-08-25T14:30:10Z")
[A penis attached to the wheel. Assume the penis is a sphere](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pen-is-attached-to-the-wheel-assume-the-pen-is-a-sphere/1022457)
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1709 "2025-08-25T15:08:16Z")
[Have you ever seen a fascist in the wild?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-ever-seen-a-facekini-on-the-wild/1022439)
Once I saw one goose-stepping down the frozen dinner aisle at Kroger. 😱
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1710 "2025-08-25T15:15:09Z")
> [@Ludovic](#):
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> A penis attached to the wheel. Assume the penis is a sphere
Must take place in Penisland.
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### Author:  [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1711 "2025-08-25T21:50:56Z")
**Talk to me about general euthanasia for the elderly.**
Well, that’s a strong suggestion…
> [@Talk to me about General Anesthesia and the Elderly](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/talk-to-me-about-general-anesthesia-and-the-elderly/1022469):
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> That’s it. That’s what I want to know. Is anesthesia generally safe? Or generally risky? Is it generally true that the older/less healthy you are going in the more likely you are to have a poor outcome? If someone over the age of 80, with existing cognitive issues needed a knee replacement, would your recommend an epidural as opposed to general anesthesia? (Opinions welcome, horror stories not particularly appreciated. This is both hypothetical and not, I mean, my mother is the person w…
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### Author:  [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2025, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1712 "2025-08-27T07:44:46Z")
[What do models do with the foreskins?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-mohels-do-with-the-foreskins/262992)
Hey, what are we, the Penthouse Forum?
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1713 "2025-08-28T23:49:04Z")
[Where are all these f’ing files coming from?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-are-all-these-fing-flies-coming-from/1022565)
Uh oh, looks like you may have been haxxored!
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### Author:  [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2025, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1714 "2025-08-29T06:50:49Z")
[The worst smelling office phone setup I have ever encountered](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-small-office-phone-setup-i-have-ever-encountered/1022511)
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### Author:  [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2025, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1715 "2025-08-30T06:09:43Z")
[Have you ever been badgered on a vacation?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ever-been-badgered-into-a-vacation/1022579)
I imagined [angry locals pelting annoying tourists with badgers](https://i.imgur.com/xyotiHI.jpeg).
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2025, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1716 "2025-09-04T15:28:09Z")
[Examples of internal demons as surnames](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/examples-of-internal-demonyms-as-surnames/1022719)
Old Nick Lucifer here, pleased to meet you.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 4, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1717 "2025-09-04T16:28:56Z")
[Crack Pot Ribs? WTF?!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/crock-pot-ribs-wtf/1022684)
My excuse this time is that the abbreviation in question did a backwards causality kind of thing to the first word, in my mind, since it is often used when discussing the often-bizarre beliefs of various crackpots.
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### Author:  [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1718 "2025-09-06T20:08:31Z")
[Boobs you had in high school that you absolutely loved](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/books-you-had-read-in-high-school-that-you-absolutely-loved/1022772)
[Boobs only: No discussion](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642)
I really need to get a life.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1719 "2025-09-06T20:44:12Z")
[Any clue what a passing score is on the ASCP Lobotomy Test?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/any-clue-what-a-passing-score-is-on-the-ascp-phlebotomy-test/537065)
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2025, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1720 "2025-09-09T13:08:06Z")
[How many keys do you lose in a day?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-physical-keys-do-you-use-in-a-day/1022849)
Don’t get me started. You know me too well.
> [@How many physical keys do you use in a day?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-physical-keys-do-you-use-in-a-day/1022849):
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> At one point I used physical keys (metal key, turning lock cylinder) 7-8 times a day. I needed two for our condo, one for the car, and two at work, plus a few more during the day especially if I took my bike with its lock. Now, I use at most a single key for our house, and if I go through the basement I don’t even need that since we have a keypad. My car is keyless entry and ignition; no keys at work anymore. So, how may keys do you use these days? And how many did you used to use?
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2025, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1721 "2025-09-09T13:46:23Z")
I don’t usually have these. But I was looking at the latest posts update earlier and for a second I thought we had a thread titled “How has the diseased, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today?”
Probably prompted by the recent posts on his health. Or maybe wishful thinking.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1722 "2025-09-09T15:29:58Z")
[Jesus stopped by police, drunk driver arrested](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jeep-stopped-by-police-drunk-driver-arrested/1022848)
Should’ve turned the wine back into water before the sobriety test.
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