# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/161 "2020-08-24T15:18:06Z")
**What would be your most impressive EPCOT?** (What would be your most impressive EGOT?) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/162 "2020-09-02T13:00:16Z")
**KOAs–yea or nay?** **Paul Rutabaga Arrested for Terrorist Acts** (HOAs–yea or nay? Paul Rusesabangina Arrested for Terrorist Acts) ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/163 "2020-09-02T14:29:17Z")
Actual title: More Mondegreens. I saw: More Montenegrins. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/164 "2020-09-04T11:00:40Z")
[Thread titles about buttonholes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horizontal-buttonhole/752401) always get misread. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/165 "2020-09-04T11:13:39Z")
**How to blow a very winnable erection** I’m happy to leave this here it’s been driving me crazy every time I see it I want to shout it down. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/166 "2020-09-12T00:34:10Z")
[How does a blind person know when they’re done vaping?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-a-blind-person-know-when-theyre-done-wiping/920204/6) I assume the flavor goes away? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/167 "2020-10-01T13:40:38Z")
**Dude, what novels should I read?** (Dune: what novels should I read?) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/168 "2020-10-14T13:34:46Z")
[Bidet dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bidet-dreams/836277/3) = Biden Dreams… ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/169 "2020-10-27T19:57:13Z")
[I’m 60. For the first time I am black](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-60-for-the-first-time-i-am-in-the-black/924006/1) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/170 "2020-10-27T20:05:04Z")
I saw that one too! ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/171 "2020-11-07T19:25:14Z")
[Who is the most famous non-fictional Biden?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-is-the-most-famous-non-fictional-belgian-updated/924651/43) Uh, probably Joe. Although now I wonder how many fictional Bidens are out there. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2020, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/172 "2020-11-12T20:23:15Z")
More of a misread spirit of the title, but every time I see “Poll: Do you think fall colors are great? Are you colorblind?”, it looks like it’s meant to be stressed “You think fall colors are _great_? Are you _colorblind_?” ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/173 "2020-12-03T01:35:22Z")
I read [Cooking duck for beginners](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cooking-duck-for-beginners/927052) as: **Cooking beginners for ducks** I mean, I dislike newbies as much as the next person, but turning them into meals for waterfowl seems a bit extreme… ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/174 "2020-12-03T01:47:01Z")
Aw jeez, now I read [I just got deer insurance for my car](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-just-got-deer-insurance-for-my-car/926546) as (you guessed it) **I just got car insurance for my deer.** Maybe it is past my bedtime… ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/175 "2020-12-03T02:33:13Z")
I keep seeing a thread about “Mediocre carp.”. No, er, um, Medicare crap. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2020, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/176 "2020-12-03T04:45:47Z")
There is one currently about new Olympic events being added for the Paris games. I just wonder how she is gonna get there from Arkansas, and if she’s really got any moves? Let’s hope Lefty is up to the task. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2020, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/177 "2020-12-12T02:18:00Z")
[Show me the strongest orgasm you have learned about in 2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-the-strangest-organism-you-have-learned-about-in-2020/927768/1) Uhhhh… are we allowed to link to PornHub here? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/178 "2021-02-03T15:30:28Z")
~~Mentee~~ **Manatee isn’t really a word, but we’re probably stuck with it** ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/179 "2021-02-04T01:09:11Z")
Yep. (extra character damn Discourse) ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/180 "2021-02-04T22:07:51Z")
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