# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1823 "2025-12-29T17:17:10Z")
[Barney Miller - who is their choice to replace Trump?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bannon-miller-who-is-their-choice-to-replace-trump/1026129) Gotta be Abe Vigoda. Steady in a crisis, always picks the right allies, immortal. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1824 "2025-12-31T04:18:12Z")
[Chess experts: how bad is the parmesan/romano substitution?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cheese-experts-how-bad-is-the-parmesan-romano-substitution/1025975) Almost as bad as the Stinking Bishop’s Gambit. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1825 "2025-12-31T23:47:06Z")
[Looking for an infernal clock for seniors](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-an-internet-clock-for-seniors/1026220) “Time’s running out. Tick tock. Tick tock.” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1826 "2026-01-01T16:29:38Z")
[Where were GenX people born?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-were-gen-x-people-born/1026205) Mostly Seattle, but some of the ladies hail from Duluth. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1827 "2026-01-03T18:48:49Z")
[Boobs, boobs, boobs, and more boobs!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/books-books-books-and-more-books/1026234) Almost as bad as [Misread thread titties](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2026, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1828 "2026-01-04T18:04:06Z")
[eBay: are we done with suction?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ebay-are-we-done-with-auctions/1026327) No. Major sucking is still happening. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1829 "2026-01-06T22:16:38Z")
[Anal retirement support](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/anti-retirement-support/1024978) ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1830 "2026-01-06T22:24:46Z")
> [@SunUp](#): > > [A review](https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/2565150/trump-the-board-gameyeah-it-really-exists-by-thous) - spoiler, as bad as you think it is. And I just get “thread not available” when I click that link. Did Trump order the negative review of his old board game taken down? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1831 "2026-01-06T22:54:29Z")
Not sure why you’re getting that, I still see the review, not half an hour after your post. It’s a mystery. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1832 "2026-01-06T23:00:25Z")
Huh, I can read the review on my phone, but not on my computer. Maybe something to do with the fact that I’m at work and the thread is for some reason blocked on my work computer? ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1833 "2026-01-07T18:34:05Z")
[How many pillows have you slept with?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-pillows-do-you-sleep-with/1026400) Is this question directed at J.D. Vance? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2026, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1834 "2026-01-09T19:03:19Z")
He’d never cheat on the couch cushion. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1835 "2026-01-10T23:06:01Z")
[Does adding a baby to a recipe really do anything?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-adding-a-bay-leaf-to-a-recipe-really-do-anything-anyone-wanna-go-in-on-a-jar-with-me/1026532) It gets you a long prison term, for one… ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1836 "2026-01-10T23:14:48Z")
Like a California cheeseburger? [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1aF6NG5pzIQ/hqdefault.jpg "Hippie Pot Party") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aF6NG5pzIQ) ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1837 "2026-01-11T00:05:55Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > [Does adding a baby to a recipe really do anything?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-adding-a-bay-leaf-to-a-recipe-really-do-anything-anyone-wanna-go-in-on-a-jar-with-me/1026532) > > It gets you a long prison term, for one… That depends. Is the baby Irish? ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1838 "2026-01-11T05:50:33Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > [Does adding a baby to a recipe really do anything?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-adding-a-bay-leaf-to-a-recipe-really-do-anything-anyone-wanna-go-in-on-a-jar-with-me/1026532) > > It gets you a long prison term, for one… Heheh, I read it on first glance as “Does adding a baby to a recipe really do anything? Anyone want to go to jail with me?” ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1839 "2026-01-11T09:16:01Z")
“And two scoops of dead baby.” ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1840 "2026-01-11T18:45:08Z")
[Let’s talk infant & toddler brains, Tommy Tune, colors, and the pantone book](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-talk-infant-toddler-brains-tummy-time-colors-and-the-pantone-book/1026503) What an odd collection of topics… ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1841 "2026-01-11T19:28:51Z")
[Okay, so how long do you survive when the whole financial system goes bloody?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-how-long-do-you-survive-when-the-whole-financial-system-goes-blooey/1026536) Funny how misreading one letter in a sentence can make a hypothetical problem go from bad to much, much worse. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1842 "2026-01-12T12:45:38Z")
**[Is there any empirical reason behind why a foot tastes good to one person and bad to another?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-there-any-empirical-reason-behind-why-a-food-tastes-good-to-one-person-and-bad-to-another/1026590/8)** Not all foot fetishists have the same taste! 😁 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=91) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093.md?page=93)