# Misread thread titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1883 "2026-02-21T20:12:59Z")
[Does Middle Eastern cocaine use a lot of tomatoes?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-middle-eastern-cuisine-use-a-lot-of-tomatoes/1027853) They do a lot of things differently in the Middle East. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1884 "2026-02-21T21:59:10Z")
[Holy shit, I watched Trump’s speech from Davros and he is insane!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-i-watched-trumps-speech-from-davos-and-he-is-insane/1026916) So, Davros gave up on the Daleks and decided to go into political commentary? ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1885 "2026-02-22T15:26:53Z")
The one on _The Jetsons_ clearly had a diverse and varied lineage. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1886 "2026-02-22T16:51:51Z")
[Back in Parkas - You Bastards!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-parkers-you-bastards/1027858) What do you have against aging mods? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1887 "2026-02-22T18:01:14Z")
[Apps I’d Like to Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/apps-id-like-to-see/1027641) All of 'em. Why do I need apps to do stuff? 😡 ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1888 "2026-02-22T19:22:45Z")
[Career quality in decline](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celery-quality-in-decline/1027888) This is like a misread thread title in a parallel universe… ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1889 "2026-02-22T19:27:58Z")
> [@Karen\_Lingel](#): > > Career quality in decline I saw it as Celery quality in decline. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2026, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1890 "2026-02-22T20:01:15Z")
Not as Salary quality in decline? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2026, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1891 "2026-02-23T03:00:15Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I saw it as Celery quality in decline. No, wait, it actually _is_ celery quality in decline. What I saw it as on first scrolling past was _celebrity_. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1892 "2026-02-23T17:10:41Z")
Yeah, I also keep seeing _celebrity_. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2026, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1893 "2026-02-25T00:02:55Z")
Kids today. When I was your age, we had _ **quality** _ celebrities, like Bob Hope and Pat Paulsen. And we were thankful! ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1894 "2026-02-27T16:07:06Z")
[Praying for your own after-death arrangements](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/prepaying-for-your-own-after-death-arrangements/1027932/5) I don’t think praying will be enough. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2026, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1895 "2026-02-28T00:59:26Z")
[The Unicorn’s in a state](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-unions-in-a-state/1027923) Gotta be Florida, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1896 "2026-03-01T00:15:27Z")
[Looking for particular videos/documentaries about Gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/looking-for-particular-videos-documentaries-about-guam/1028094) Maybe google for videos of sports coaches chewing gum at the matches? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1897 "2026-03-02T16:28:58Z")
Not a misread thread title, but a misread forum name. I was scrolling, bleary-eyed, through the list of new posts which have the forum name underneath in smaller letters, and I could have sworn I saw posts in a forum called “In My Horrible Opinion”! Turns out, I had misread, but now I want to petition for a new forum in which we are free to express horrible opinions! 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1898 "2026-03-03T12:36:15Z")
[Does Weird AI Belong in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-weird-al-belong-in-the-rock-roll-hall-of-fame/1028142) Hoo boy, now there is a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame category for weird Artificial Intelligence?? mmm ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1899 "2026-03-09T17:28:35Z")
[Electric Shoelaces](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/elastic-shoelaces/1028269) So, something like the self-lacing shoes from _Back to the Future II_? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1900 "2026-03-09T17:44:23Z")
It’s what Elton John uses to tie his electric boots. At least that’s what I read in a magazine. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1901 "2026-03-09T19:04:51Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > [Does Weird AI Belong in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-weird-al-belong-in-the-rock-roll-hall-of-fame/1028142) > > Hoo boy, now there is a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame category for weird Artificial Intelligence?? > > mmm [Called it](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misinterpreted-thread-titles/978360/372) (in the other thread). ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1902 "2026-03-12T04:02:35Z")
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