# Misread thread titles

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1293 "2024-08-23T23:55:12Z")

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[How are wooden penises maintained?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-wooden-piers-maintained/1006016)

I suspect they need less TLC than the regular kind - just dust 'em every week and maybe use a little Murphy’s Wood Soap once in a while?

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