# Misread thread titles

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
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### Author: ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1775 "2025-10-25T17:30:45Z")

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[How do I stop my frog from jumping on me?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-stop-my-dog-from-jumping-on-me/1024251)

You can’t, it’s what they do!

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