# Misread thread titles

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> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#):
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> One of them was a shirred.

Omelette you get away with that bad yolk-- this time.

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[I’m surprised Trump doesn’t have a board game named after him](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-surprised-trump-doesnt-have-a-bowl-game-named-after-him/1025810)

Some possibilities (spoiler-blurred since it gets political and this is not a political thread):

- **trump Scrabble:** Yes, covfefe is a playable word!
- **trump The Game of Life:** Crush your business partners and throw your political cronies under the bus and win!
- **trump Clue:** Try to get a clue as to how to fix the economy and health care crisis before your party is wiped out in the midterms.
- **trump Candyland:** Try to snort the most Adderall! Also ‘trump jr. Candyland’-- same gameplay, only with cocaine.
- **trump Battleship:** Form the greatest armada in the history of the world against Venezuela, or some other small South American sea-border country that stuff can be blamed on!
- **trump Uno:** As in, “I, trump, am numero uno”. Good game for those who are lazy or suffering from Dunning-Kruger Effect, since you just automatically assume you already won.
- **trump Risk:** Let your business partners and political cronies assume all the risk, and you take all the profit and credit for any real or perceived success!
- **trump Monopoly:** Eh, too easy to spoof.

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