# Misread thread titles

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1877 "2026-02-15T16:51:35Z")

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[When does a human feces become a person with personhood rights, and why do you think so?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-does-a-human-fetus-become-a-person-with-personhood-rights-and-why-do-you-think-so/1027628)

I don’t know, maybe when it’s sentient, and can sing, dance and spread Christmas cheer, like Mr. Hankey?

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