# Misread thread titles

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")
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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2026, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1914 "2026-03-27T15:41:33Z")

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[Upping my shaming game](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/upping-my-shaving-game/1028521)

Going up to random strangers in the pastry department at the supermarket and chanting “Fat, fat, the water rat” would escalate things nicely.

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