# Misread thread titles

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/1974 "2026-05-25T20:29:41Z")

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[What would it be like to raise a child that becomes a teenager in two years](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-it-be-like-to-raise-a-child-that-became-a-teenager-in-two-years/1030388)

Like any other eleven-year old, I suppose.

Verb tense makes all the difference.

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