# Misread thread titles

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/2018 "2026-07-07T14:29:06Z")

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[How does a marriage arrange to have a rarely used drawbridge opened?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-does-a-mariner-arrange-to-have-a-rarely-used-drawbridge-opened/1031465/22)

I’d say gentleness, communication, and lots of foreplay is key.

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