# Misread thread titles

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/464 "2022-07-22T00:17:16Z")

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[How to see Dr. Fester](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-see-a-dr-faster/968345/1)

“Doctor, the patient reports a cough and itchy scalp.”

“I’ll shoot him in the back!!!”

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