# Misread thread titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/494 "2022-09-01T21:25:32Z")

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And sorry about the double post, but a new thread popped up which I read as…

[I can do Amazon Things with my eyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-can-do-amazing-things-with-my-eyes/970670/1)

I honestly thought maybe Amazon had a new gadget that allowed you to shop simply based on your eye movements.

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