# Misread thread titles

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/562 "2022-11-19T19:13:53Z")

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“Dead Dad Solicitors: I’m ready to fuck them. …”

Oh that thread can’t possibly be within the rules! … Ah, now I remember seeing it before.

> [@Dead Dad Solicitors: I'm ready to fuck with them. Keep me legal...Return Evelope Glitter?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dead-dad-solicitors-im-ready-to-fuck-with-them-keep-me-legal-return-evelope-glitter/975179):
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> Howdy. To move things along dad died of an unknown blood cancer and as a Republican donor, the GOP and other entities will not stop harassing him from beyond the grave. I have written things like “Stop asking dead men for money” and sent it back in the pre-paid envelope, but I’m not getting my message heard. I’m looking for some personal satisfaction at this point. Should I send back this RNC packet with the finest glitter I can find? Or sand? Or am I missing some bigger, better, shittier t…

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