# Misread thread titles

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093 "2017-09-11T22:38:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misread-thread-titles/796093/614 "2022-12-26T20:06:09Z")

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[Today I am nine years old](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-i-am-ninety-years-old/977051)

So do you want a party with a bouncy castle?

ETA: I also keep reading [Did you make Christmas dinner or go out?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-you-make-christmas-dinner-or-go-out/977123/1) as “Did you make out for Christmas?”

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