# Miss Bungle, you've won your own thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-bungle-youve-won-your-own-thread/160673>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 11, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-bungle-youve-won-your-own-thread/160673 "2003-03-11T22:47:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-bungle-youve-won-your-own-thread/160673/61 "2003-03-13T12:43:38Z")

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Oops. Y’all were right, I was wrong. Apparently, she’s **not** merely abrasive but is, indeed, an irredeemable jerk-off.

Not sorry I tried, just sorry she apparently wasn’t worth the trouble. Oh, well.

Don’t let the door hit your ass on your way out.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-bungle-youve-won-your-own-thread/160673/62 "2003-03-13T12:54:55Z")

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**Hama** , you are a totally class act.

I’ll never be afraid to agree to disagree with you. I’m not sorry you tried, either. You did what you believed to be right until you were shown to be wrong, and then you admitted your error.

You’ve shown what you’re made of, and it’s lovely. You’re one of the assets of hanging around this joint.

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**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-bungle-youve-won-your-own-thread/160673/63 "2003-03-13T14:34:19Z")

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lordy sakes, sugar, I –

Oh hell. There’s enough fake Southern waitress in this thread already.

And I told you guys she couldn’t leave. Even created a sock to stay longer.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-bungle-youve-won-your-own-thread/160673/64 "2003-03-13T14:55:22Z")

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> I hope you all learned something from it.

Oh I have! I have!

I learned that no matter how bad the world gets, there is always tomorrow. Even the darkest hearts have the ability to love. For every loss there is a gain and for every gain there is a loss. The meek will one day inherit the earth and the lions will sleep with the lambs if we just keep the faith. Regardless of the brutal winter, spring brings new life and hope into this cold and bitter world. I’ve learned to always sniff the milk jug before I sneak a gulp. If you hear the cat hacking in the night, turn on the light before you walk to the bathroom. Look both ways before crossing. Not all toilet papers feels the same nor do they absorb the same.

How can I ever thank you MissBungle?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-bungle-youve-won-your-own-thread/160673/65 "2003-03-13T15:24:50Z")

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Laundry day…gotta take care of socks. Hmmmm, there’s another one…

Show’s over people, I’m closing this thread.

Lynn

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