# Miss Cleo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 10, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328 "2001-06-10T19:27:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/1 "2001-06-10T19:27:21Z")

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Anyone got the SD on her. She cracks me up. I just love her.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/2 "2001-06-10T19:46:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Markxxx \*  
> **She cracks me up.**

She’s a crock.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/3 "2001-06-10T20:07:21Z")

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Who? link?

Fran

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/4 "2001-06-10T20:16:37Z")

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Yes, she’s a crock (like John Edward and James Van Praagh and…), but she is in the midst of developing her own TV show, according to the June 16 _TV Guide_. Ugh.

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/5 "2001-06-10T20:27:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Francesca \*  
> \*\*Who? link?
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> Fran \*\*

Must not watch too much late night cable tv huh? 😉

She’s a \<cough\> Tarot psychic \</cough\> with a faux Jamaican accent. Do a google search and you’ll see her mug.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/6 "2001-06-10T20:32:04Z")

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Ah, thank you. No late night cable for the English woman.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/7 "2001-06-10T21:34:23Z")

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Watching her commericals makes me feel left out. No one’s cheating on me, and I’m not sleeping with muliple guys as to worry about which one would father my babies.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/8 "2001-06-10T22:04:00Z")

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Recent news article.  
The writer used to work for her.

[http://www.nashscene.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?story=This\_Week:News:Cover\_Story](http://www.nashscene.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?story=This_Week:News:Cover_Story)

This link should be good until 06/13/01 or so.

After that, go to the “Nashville Scene” Newspaper site & use search engine.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/9 "2001-06-10T22:16:55Z")

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“Doncha really wanna know.”

“Dey bote got dat same funny little chin.”

“You knew dat.”

So I guess Bo Griffin is out. . .

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/10 "2001-06-10T22:30:30Z")

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_shudder_  
it never ceases to amze me how there’s always at least 1 incredibly annoying ad campaign. and I live in terror knowing that the next one is always worse.

Crazy Cleo Car Company

“Doncha really wanna good deal?”

“Eh man, dat’s zero percent financing. You wont find a better deal.”

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/11 "2001-06-10T23:39:12Z")

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Sorry there is a link at

> **[Modern, natural period relief.](https://mycleo.com/)**
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> Cleo supports a community for women, delivering safe period relief.

I don’t doubt she is a phoney. I don’t believe in tarot etc but I think she has a cool personality and I love the way she gives it to them. Especially the same funny little chin

She is on Free TV at least here in Chicago.

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/12 "2001-06-10T23:46:11Z")

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Thanks for the link, Bosda – I grabbed it for [Skeptic News](http://www.skepticnews.com).

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**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/13 "2001-06-11T03:58:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by David B \*  
> **Yes, she’s a crock (like John Edward and James Van Praagh and…)**

John Edward was in Pittsburgh last week, Station Square. I just happened to have lunch there. I was thinking _Are people around here that_ stupid\* and that _desperate_ for some sort of spiritual closure in their life?\*

I said to my dad, “So, do you wanna contact Granny Ruth?” (who passed away a few years ago)

He replied: “I don’t really know what I’d say.” First time I’d ever seen him at a loss for words. Helluva situation for that to happen.

(And, no, we did **not** go to the session to see John Edward.:mad: )

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/14 "2001-06-11T04:38:52Z")

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ah ha,

call me now fer yer frree reedin’

is it me or does it sound like she’s doing a bad irish accent?!!

love her, too!

those things she says!

“you dont get lipstick and razzman(?) on your collar jus frum sayin’ hello”

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**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-cleo/68328/15 "2001-06-11T05:35:55Z")

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Pheh.

I wouldn’t pay to call her people and listen to them make really useless general prediction things, but I love her TV commercial personality.

Miss Cleo is pretty damn cool as far as I’m concerned. I tend to think that really good Tarot readers pull a Sherlock Holmes style deductive “mind reading” trick. Some of them are really damned good at it too, and you have no idea how they know about certain things.

My best friend in the world lives in Canada. I live in Texas, but I used to go to boarding school up there. The first time we met I was wearing this orange sweater that she still makes fun of me about to this day. For Christmas this year I sent her a bloodletting ring (claw ring) that I had custom made at a jewelers in Port Aransas.

A couple weeks ago, she went to a Tarot reader. The reader told her that her soul mate lives in a different country, has long dark hair (I know that one’s easy), that she associates her soul mate with the color orange, and a material object that is silver. It freaked her right the hell out, I just thought it was cool.

Anyway, I’m off to bed. Goodnight SDMB.

Lucky Charms
