# Miss Creant and Sophie misbehavin'

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 30, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495 "2002-05-30T04:15:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/1 "2002-05-30T04:15:04Z")

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So…back in April at ChiDope, Sophie and I were being our usual selves and proceeded to grope each other with having our pictures taken with Ed Zotti. All three are pretty similar, and as **Mr. Zotti** pointed out, it’s a bit of overkill. Course I know all youse freaks would want to see ALL the pics  
[have at it, folks](http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/misscreant1107/vwp?.dir=/Ed&.src=ph&.dnm=ed+zotti.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/misscreant1107/lst%3f%26.dir=/Ed%26.src=ph%26.view=t)

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/2 "2002-05-30T04:46:54Z")

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: You look like Sandra Bullock.

That’s a compliment, BTW.

Sophie’s sorta pretty too…in an all-American, thin, blond, gorgeous kind of way. 🙂

That Zotti though, he sorta looks like a reclusive, all-knowing genius.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/3 "2002-05-30T04:48:28Z")

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If I’ve learned anything, it’s this: if you want to get anywhere around here you have to stop groping each other and start groping Ed.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/4 "2002-05-30T06:16:10Z")

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I thought [this](http://www.elchineroconcepts.com/Cactus%20Folder/SAGUARO%20VIAGRA.jpg) was Ed Zotti.

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/5 "2002-05-30T12:36:08Z")

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I don’t know what kind of tall tale Ed is trying to lay on Euty, but I have to believe it’s an exaggeration.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/6 "2002-05-30T12:53:45Z")

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I don’t know who **Miss C** looks like, but I know she looks yummy. **Mr C** is a lucky man. 🙂

And I’m all for this girls groping girls, girls doing hot dances with girls, girls licking stuff out of other girls’ cleavage, trend that has emerged at Dopefests. Let the good times roll! 😛

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/7 "2002-05-30T13:01:45Z")

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The OP title sounds like an album title.

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/8 "2002-05-30T16:36:27Z")

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**Miss Creant** , I would love to see those photos, but my company’s firewall blocks them. Could you, or someone, email them to me? Or a random sampling, at least?

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/9 "2002-05-30T17:06:02Z")

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I am a very, very happy man. Thank you. Very Much. Ohmygawd.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/10 "2002-05-30T20:04:54Z")

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The Dopefest Lesbians[sup]TM[/sup] strike again!

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/11 "2002-05-30T20:26:24Z")

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Yowza.

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/12 "2002-05-30T20:47:00Z")

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Y’all are driving me crazy.

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**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/13 "2002-05-31T02:05:56Z")

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I love me some **Miss C**.

Obviously.

**Sue** , I now love you, very much.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/14 "2002-05-31T02:09:24Z")

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\>\>\>Sob\<\<\<\< IT says I am not allowed to look at the photos.

WHAT’S WITH THAT??? \>sniffle\< Am I a bad boy? ☹

Cartooniverse

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/15 "2002-05-31T02:15:59Z")

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Sorry kids, I’ve had to enter the witness protection program and I’ve had to take all the ‘before’ photos of me out of circulation.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/16 "2002-06-01T11:49:41Z")

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Bummer. ☹

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-creant-and-sophie-misbehavin/111495/17 "2002-06-01T13:36:13Z")

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I just want to apologize for my previous post. There were two drop-dead gorgeous wimmin groping each other and I had to comment on what the guys in the pic were doing.

[Chandler Bing]

Could I BE any less heterosexual?

[/Chandler Bing]
