# Miss New Jersey knocked up **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 16, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-new-jersey-knocked-up/388211 "2007-01-16T17:44:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-new-jersey-knocked-up/388211/1 "2007-01-16T17:44:26Z")
I just want to say [thanks for breaking the stereotype.](http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/15/miss.nj.ap/index.html) :rolleyes: Her replacement is going to have a news conference as soon as she gets her hair big enough. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-new-jersey-knocked-up/388211/2 "2007-01-16T17:49:37Z")
Trump is clearly not chosing his pretty little girls for their brains. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-new-jersey-knocked-up/388211/3 "2007-01-16T17:55:17Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] I just want to say [thanks for breaking the stereotype.](http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/15/miss.nj.ap/index.html) :rolleyes: Her replacement is going to have a news conference as soon as she gets her **hair big enough**. [/QUOTE] You mean perfectly-straight-and-flat enough. The big hair is in the past. I’ve looked over the various Miss America contestants. Boooooooring. They all look like Tri Delts on spring break in Cancun - over-tanned, over-made-up, hair over-straightened. I wish “big hair” was hip again. I don’t mean so big as to be completely ridiculous, I just mean hair with good volume, body, and something unique in the styling. Lately I’ve been watching the first season of Starsky and Hutch (1975) on DVD - where did they find those \*women?!?! \* ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-new-jersey-knocked-up/388211/4 "2007-01-16T18:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] You mean perfectly-straight-and-flat enough. The big hair is in the past. I’ve looked over the various Miss America contestants. Boooooooring. They all look like Tri Delts on spring break in Cancun - over-tanned, over-made-up, hair over-straightened. I wish “big hair” was hip again. I don’t mean so big as to be completely ridiculous, I just mean hair with good volume, body, and something unique in the styling. Lately I’ve been watching the first season of Starsky and Hutch (1975) on DVD - where did they find those \*women?!?! \* [/QUOTE] I am of course speaking of the Jersey Girl stereotype. I was trying to be funny. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-new-jersey-knocked-up/388211/5 "2007-01-16T18:33:12Z")
Suppose she spent a little too much time yelling out her own last name? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-new-jersey-knocked-up/388211/6 "2007-01-16T18:35:32Z")
I, for one, want to eliminate myself from the pool of guilty parties by reminding everyone that I am currently in Alabama. In other words, “I didn’t do it!” Tripler Definitely. Not. Me. :guilty smilie: ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-new-jersey-knocked-up/388211/7 "2007-01-16T19:13:42Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Suppose she spent a little too much time yelling out her own last name? :dubious: [/QUOTE] I was looking for a funny way to work in her surname. You win. 🙂