# Miss Spaulding

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 29, 2015, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782 "2015-04-29T05:23:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/21 "2015-04-29T13:31:03Z")

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Hey, at least is wasn’t pink comic sans!

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/22 "2015-04-29T13:40:55Z")

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Thanks for the junior modding, **Running Coach** , but I did read the entire thread and I did not find clarity.

If it’s a rule then they need to say so. If other fonts or colours are not permitted, then disable them.

Saying, it’s not a rule but…we’ll enforce it and mod note posters for it at our discretion…is not clarity. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/23 "2015-04-29T13:46:08Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Thanks for the junior modding, **Running Coach** , but I did read the entire thread and I did not find clarity.

Wasn’t trying to junior mod, just linking to a thread where a mod weighed in.  
Context, not clarity.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/24 "2015-04-29T13:51:14Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Saying, it’s not a rule but…we’ll enforce it and mod note posters for it at our discretion…is not clarity. Sorry.

I prefer more things to be that way. There are enough jerks on this board who want hard and fast rules simply so they can tap dance around the edges and stick their toe across the line to see how much they can push. So, if someone changes font/color/etc as a one off, like **septimus** and **RobotArm** in this thread, no biggee. If someone is going to do it in each and every post they make, they get asked to stop it. The BS about not understanding unwritten board decorum is just that…bullshit.

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/25 "2015-04-29T15:28:26Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> The African explorer …

daughter of the …

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**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/26 "2015-04-29T15:44:35Z")

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Recent join date poster uses attention-seeking font color to jump into controversial threads with posts that punch all the Doper irritation buttons. Hmm…

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/27 "2015-04-29T16:40:43Z")

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Palatino is my favorite serif font.

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/28 "2015-04-29T17:32:07Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> Palatino is my favorite serif font.

I thought that was the color of a horse? I looked it up online but they only talk about a brown fox and a lazy dog??? 😃

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/29 "2015-04-29T17:43:52Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> While I’ve only seen coloured fonts used sparingly and on rare occasions, I don’t believe I’ve ever seen anyone modded for it before.

Miss Spaulding isn’t using colored text sparingly or on rare occasions. She’s using it **in every damn post**. That’s why many people find it irritating. As others have pointed out, it’s attention-whoring and her responses to people telling her to knock it off borders on trolling.

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**Author:** ![Teach-me-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a4c791/32.png) [@Teach-me-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teach-me-not)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/30 "2015-04-29T18:13:24Z")

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That was the thing that confused me. Was she manually setting the font/size/colour for every, I repeat, _every_, post? That would be seriously impressive.

Or is there a way to set a custom default format for your posts?

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/31 "2015-04-29T18:34:04Z")

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> [@Teach-me-not](#):
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> That was the thing that confused me. Was she manually setting the font/size/colour for every, I repeat, _every_, post? That would be seriously impressive.
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> Or is there a way to set a custom default format for your posts?

It’s not that hard. All the quick settings are right above the post box. Highlight the text, a few clicks and one is done.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/32 "2015-04-29T18:37:25Z")

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Nope. Not hard at all.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/33 "2015-04-29T18:38:14Z")

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> [@Teach-me-not](#):
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> That was the thing that confused me. Was she manually setting the font/size/colour for every, I repeat, _every_, post? That would be seriously impressive.

Not that impressive. It just requires selecting two things from a pull down menu.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/34 "2015-04-29T19:14:37Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> It’s not that hard. All the quick settings are right above the post box. Highlight the text, a few clicks and one is done.

No need even to highlight. You can set your tags first, then type your text in between the opening and closing sets of tags.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/35 "2015-04-29T20:14:20Z")

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Seems like a [fitting choice of colors](http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Green_ink)to me.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/36 "2015-04-29T20:57:45Z")

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That’s what came to mind the second time I encountered her, too, Biffy.

(The first time, she was just asking what mole sauce was (a bit over-belligerently for the topic, but…that’s hardly uncommon here), so the green-ink-ness of some of her other posts wasn’t present.)

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**Author:** ![Teach-me-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a4c791/32.png) [@Teach-me-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teach-me-not)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/37 "2015-04-29T22:44:07Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Not that impressive. It just requires selecting two things from a pull down menu.

It’s not about the effort, but about the consistency. 😃

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/38 "2015-04-29T22:59:52Z")

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She just posted a [rather disingenuous reply](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18327415#post18327415) in the ATMB thread about font colors. You see, we’re all the problem. This poor sweet innocent poster comes along and we hurt her widdle feelings. And we’re still all sheeple.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Spaulding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Miss\_Spaulding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Spaulding)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/39 "2015-04-29T23:06:42Z")

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Lol. Oh, don’t worry, my feelings aren’t hurt at all…it takes quite a bit to hurt my feelings of iron. I’m more astounded really at how childish y’all are at being so annoyed by my green font. This must be one boring place if one individual’s posting in green font shakes things up around here.  
Actually, this might be fun. I think I’ll stick around and see it through. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Spaulding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Miss\_Spaulding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Spaulding)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-spaulding/718782/40 "2015-04-29T23:14:52Z")

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Of all the online forums I’ve posted on, this one takes the cake when it comes to jerks. …Like, oh my gosh, an the Oscar for Rudest Online Forum goes to…lol.

I’m certainly not a troll. And as for the controversial topics, I like deeper topics of conversation…hence why I post in controversial threads most of the time. I’ll continue to grace such threads even in black font, soo…

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