# Miss Universe contestant told to wear panties

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 10, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867 "2011-09-10T23:13:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/41 "2011-09-12T15:35:59Z")

</div>

Need better pics? Hey Catalina… Robayo hoo-ha on the lens, would ya?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/42 "2011-09-12T15:40:20Z")

</div>

> [@BigT](#):
>
> Interesting. I just assumed that, since this was such a big deal, they had more evidence than just this picture. At the very least, I assumed they knew the picture was legit, and had a higher resolution version.

First experience with Fox News?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/43 "2011-09-13T05:39:47Z")

</div>

the fresh air didn’t help her out.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/44 "2011-09-13T10:15:14Z")

</div>

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
>
> First experience with Fox News?

NY Daily News == Fox News?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/45 "2011-09-13T13:50:30Z")

</div>

Nitpick: It’s Miss Colombia, not Miss Columbia.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/46 "2011-09-13T14:41:00Z")

</div>

> [@aceplace57](#):
>
> I don’t want to sit on a chair after someone with no underwear. All that sticky luv juice all over it.

Unless you are also improperly attired, why would you care? And how many gallons of sticky love juice do you think she’d leave behind?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/47 "2011-09-13T14:46:37Z")

</div>

> [@tdn](#):
>
> Unless you are also improperly attired, why would you care? And how many gallons of sticky love juice do you think she’d leave behind?

I would care because I don’t wish to have half a teaspoonful of something that should have been caught by someone’s underwear staining my outerwear. And it shows up on black. :eek:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/48 "2011-09-13T14:48:15Z")

</div>

All I can think about is the Seinfeld episode where George gets fired for screwing the cleaning woman in the office. And when is given the explanation he goes: “Was that wrong? . . . Because if I had known, I would have never done it”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/49 "2011-09-13T14:50:37Z")

</div>

> [@rebeccasrevenge](#):
>
> So Miss Columbia was caught with her knickers down(or off) and you mean to tell me she didn’t win?

Well, Miss Angola reenacted the police interview scene from _Basic Instinct_ for the talent portion…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/50 "2011-09-13T14:56:26Z")

</div>

> [@Malacandra](#):
>
> I would care because I don’t wish to have half a teaspoonful of something that should have been caught by someone’s underwear staining my outerwear. And it shows up on black. :eek:

Is it really going to be a teaspoonful? And notice that she’s sitting on her dress, not directly on the chair.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/51 "2011-09-13T14:57:26Z")

</div>

Isn’t beaver the traditional garb of Miss Canada?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/52 "2011-09-13T15:27:25Z")

</div>

> [@tdn](#):
>
> Is it really going to be a teaspoonful? And notice that she’s sitting on her dress, not directly on the chair.

Just thought I’d dial it back a notch from “gallons”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/53 "2011-09-13T15:30:07Z")

</div>

> [@Malacandra](#):
>
> Just thought I’d dial it back a notch from “gallons”.

Fair enough.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/54 "2011-09-13T16:56:41Z")

</div>

> [@BigT](#):
>
> NY Daily News == Fox News?

News outlets copy each others stories all the time. Look at the article. This story was based on what “a source told Fox News”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/55 "2011-09-14T00:37:29Z")

</div>

Only on the Dope does a conversation about a Miss Universe contestant flashing her girl parts get hijacked with an HTML coding lesson and nitpicks on the spelling of Colombia and hoo-ha…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/56 "2011-09-16T02:48:11Z")

</div>

Eh, everybody knows that flashing the ol’ beav is so 1992 (Sharon Stone) and revisited in 2006 (Britany Spears) so I guess a little extra Miss Colombia doesn’t phase us much.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/57 "2011-09-16T04:42:52Z")

</div>

> [@Ruby](#):
>
> Eh, everybody knows that flashing the ol’ beav is so 1992 (Sharon Stone) and revisited in 2006 (Britany Spears) so I guess a little extra Miss Colombia doesn’t phase us much.

And I get to be a grammar Nazi for the first time ever:

It’s “faze”, not “phase”.

Is the thread now complete?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/58 "2011-09-16T04:46:50Z")

</div>

I am pretty sure Ms. Spears first name is spelled “Britney”.

Now the thread is complete.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/59 "2011-09-16T07:40:19Z")

</div>

Could I have a link, please-with pictures? This issue has kept me up at night!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/60 "2011-09-16T08:34:05Z")

</div>

> [@FuriousGeorge](#):
>
> Only on the Dope does a conversation about a Miss Universe contestant flashing her girl parts get hijacked with an HTML coding lesson and nitpicks on the spelling of Colombia and hoo-ha…

Except she didn’t flash her girl parts. The linked pic shows an upskirt view of firmly closed legs which securely hide said girl parts quite thoroughly. There is a faint hint of what might be pubic fuzz that’s not quite shaved clean, and that’s all.

The hijacks? They’re standard procedure. 😃

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867.md?page=2)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867.md?page=4)
