# Miss Universe contestant told to wear panties

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 10, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867 "2011-09-10T23:13:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/61 "2011-09-16T18:14:48Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> Could I have a link, please-with pictures? This issue has kept me up at night!

The link’s been posted at least three times in this thread already.

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/62 "2011-09-16T18:37:29Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> AFAIK, the chief reason for going _sans panties_ is to avoid panty lines on the dress, which apparently is the biggest fashion faux-pas ever?

I’ve said it before here on the Dope, and I’m saying it again now:

The French think that panty lines are sexy … AND THE FRENCH ARE RIGHT, DAMMIT!

Now, I have only to convince about 100 million American women of this fact. This may take a while.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/63 "2011-09-16T19:29:35Z")

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> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#):
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> Isn’t beaver the traditional garb of Miss Canada?

Do Colombians get Brazilians?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/64 "2011-09-16T19:47:11Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> Do Colombians get Brazilians?

Do Germans do French?

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/65 "2011-09-16T21:26:20Z")

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I dated a French girl who did it Greek.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/66 "2011-09-16T23:07:16Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Do Germans do French?

When they do, it usually ends badly…

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**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/67 "2011-09-16T23:53:25Z")

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> [@Spiff](#):
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> I’ve said it before here on the Dope, and I’m saying it again now:
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> The French think that panty lines are sexy … AND THE FRENCH ARE RIGHT, DAMMIT!

This is most of the reason I make an effort to avoid VPL. Sorry. I don’t want any more attention.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/68 "2011-09-17T01:39:57Z")

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> [@johnpost](#):
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> the fresh air didn’t help her out.

Oh, I can hear it now…

_“There’s a she wolf in her closet  
She let it out so it can breathe…”_

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/69 "2011-09-17T01:42:07Z")

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> [@Spiff](#):
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> I’ve said it before here on the Dope, and I’m saying it again now:
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> The French think that panty lines are sexy … AND THE FRENCH ARE RIGHT, DAMMIT!
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> Now, I have only to convince about 100 million American women of this fact. This may take a while.

I’m with you! Give me some informational pamphlets and I’ll do my part to spread word of this fact.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/70 "2011-09-17T03:56:57Z")

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> [@Spiff](#):
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> I’ve said it before here on the Dope, and I’m saying it again now:
> 
> The French think that panty lines are sexy … AND THE FRENCH ARE RIGHT, DAMMIT!
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> Now, I have only to convince about 100 million American women of this fact. This may take a while.

Only partially true. Panty lines of sexy panties are sexy.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-universe-contestant-told-to-wear-panties/595867/71 "2011-09-17T05:30:43Z")

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That’s true. You have to draw the line somewhere.

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