# Miss USA gets in trouble for acting like an AMERICAN?!!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 20, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883 "2006-12-20T04:12:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/1 "2006-12-20T04:12:00Z")

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[Story here.](http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2006/12/20/arts/NA_A-E_CEL_US_Trump_Miss_USA.php)

Why does she need to plead forgiveness, let alone get it from **Donald Trump?**

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/2 "2006-12-20T04:14:19Z")

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Well, he owns the pageant, and supposedly Miss USA is intended to be a wholesome role model. I don’t care, I figure that if you’re going to go along with those beauty pageants, you better follow the rules if you want to keep the cash, apartment, etc.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/3 "2006-12-20T04:20:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Ferret Herder]  
. . . and supposedly Miss USA is intended to be a wholesome role model.  
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Not if she’s gonna be Miss **USA!** DUH!

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**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/4 "2006-12-20T04:25:06Z")

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Acting “like an American” = drinking while underage?

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/5 "2006-12-20T04:27:12Z")

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[God bless America, then.](http://www.ukhockey.com/images/posters/tara_conner.jpg)

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/6 "2006-12-20T04:46:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Garfield226]  
Acting “like an American” = drinking while underage?  
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**DUH!**

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/7 "2006-12-20T04:57:32Z")

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No, she got in trouble for acting like someone her age, based on American societal “values”. Which is bullshit if you ask me.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/8 "2006-12-20T05:25:04Z")

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Donald Trump can absolve the sins of pageant winners? It’s a shame Donald doesn’t own the Miss America pageant- one wonders how Vanessa Williams’s career would have been different if she had got off the hook for “click-click,” as Krusty once so elequently put it.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/9 "2006-12-20T17:06:26Z")

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> Acting “like an American” = drinking while underage?

According to one report I read, Conner was making out a club with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. I don’t know if the story is true but I’m willing to review any video evidence.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/10 "2006-12-20T17:18:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
According to one report I read, Conner was making out a club with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. I don’t know if the story is true but I’m willing to review any video evidence.  
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When I heard the two of them were living in the same apartment with Miss Universe (which Trump also owns), I had to go…um, be alone for a little while, if you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/11 "2006-12-20T17:36:50Z")

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I read that she’s going into rehab. Whether this is warranted or is spin, I don’t know.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/12 "2006-12-20T18:42:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar]  
When I heard the two of them were living in the same apartment with Miss Universe (which Trump also owns), I had to go…um, be alone for a little while, if you know what I mean.  
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_pant pant pant_

Seriously, though. There’s a cameraphone picture somewhere, right? Right?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/13 "2006-12-20T18:43:35Z")

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And now, to snark up my own post…

If’n _hitches up front of pants_ they want some “footage”…daddy’s got it right heah.

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/14 "2006-12-20T18:47:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
And now, to snark up my own post…

If’n _hitches up front of pants_ they want some “footage”..daddy’s got it right heah.  
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Shouldn’t that be “inchage”? Or “millimeterage”?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/15 "2006-12-20T18:53:59Z")

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You’re giving me too much credit.

Don’t look at me like that, it’s cold in my cubicle.

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**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/16 "2006-12-20T18:59:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Ferret Herder]  
Well, he owns the pageant, and supposedly Miss USA is intended to be a wholesome role model. I don’t care, I figure that if you’re going to go along with those beauty pageants, you better follow the rules if you want to keep the cash, apartment, etc.  
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Does this include Donald trading up from wife to wife as the newer year models become available? What are the odds that Donald will end up marrying one of the girls from the pagent?

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**Author:** ![WritteninStone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/aeb1de/32.png) [@WritteninStone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WritteninStone)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/17 "2006-12-20T19:07:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Ferret Herder]  
Well, he owns the pageant, and supposedly **Miss USA is intended to be a wholesome role model.**  
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Oh beauty pagents certainly are not wholesome. So she cant drink but she can encourage young girls to become obsessed with their looks? Vanity is much worse a crime than drinking underage. Of course taking any drug, regardless of your age and what the drug is, should never be a crime. Unless somehow taking it harms others.

Lower the fucking drinking age already. Having a higher drinking age then the rest of the world just makes youth a crime and further alienates young people from society. People are always going to take drugs to feel good and it is futile to stop them. By making taking recreational drugs a crime it drives them underground and encourages recklessness.

Oh, the uncapped power congress can extract from states by threatning to withhold money from the interstate highway system. I wonder what they will force on states tomorrow. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/18 "2006-12-20T19:20:34Z")

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While I generally think beauty pageants are an abomination, if she is expected (as a contestant and winner) to adhere to certain rules of decorum—however Pollyanna-ish they might seem relative to a “normal” young American woman’s behavior—and she breaks them in a blatant and public way, then what should one predict the reaction to be?

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/19 "2006-12-20T19:33:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
You’re giving me too much credit.

Don’t look at me like that, it’s cold in my cubicle.  
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Do women know about shrinkage?

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miss-usa-gets-in-trouble-for-acting-like-an-american/384883/20 "2006-12-20T20:26:32Z")

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She’s entering rehab. **Rehab** for partying a bit underage! She just turned 21. She would have been legally drinking for 2 years here, and probably illegally for the 2 previous years, if she’s like most high school kids. The rest of the world should be in rehab then. You Americans are certainly a different lot.

Rehab here would indicate a severe alcohol problem, say multiple DUIs, or an enlarged liver from years of heavy drinking: not clubbing it and having what otherwise could be called a “good time.” Poor girl, ahh woman.

Jeesh.

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