# Missing Malaysian Plane **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 2, 2014, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152 "2014-04-02T08:19:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/61 "2014-04-03T11:30:50Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > What I know is that is complete and utter bullshit. You sound very young and naive. > [@Reza](#): > > I’m neither. Then you’ve fallen behind and need to catch up. > [@Reza](#): > > There are lots of mysterious stuff about this world and facts of life that you need to study and discover, then you’ll see that I’ve got a point there! > > For those who only believe in Science; Did you know that as of yet the “soul” has not been proved by the science? Then “Do you believe in soul”? Next " still call it a bullshit?". Where do you study and discover your facts of life? ---
**Author:** ![Chief\_Pedant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Chief\_Pedant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Pedant)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/62 "2014-04-03T11:46:57Z")
> [@Reza](#): > > Why do you think they don’t’ use clairvoyants / psychics to find out what has become of the missing Malaysian plane? > > They have proved through the history and real experience that they could tell some intriguing if not shocking facts about things and people, and you know it. I am just such a psychic, and I have let them know exactly where the plane will be found. I got a reply that 4,316 other psychics have written in ahead of me, and for some reason their coordinates are all different. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/63 "2014-04-03T12:01:51Z")
I think I might be a clone of some kind. Pretty sure I have a soul, but I was certainly born without Jive. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/64 "2014-04-03T13:10:04Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > I think I might be a clone of some kind. Pretty sure I have a soul, but I was certainly born without Jive. Stewardess, I speak Jive. ---
**Author:** ![nevadaexile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@nevadaexile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevadaexile)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/65 "2014-04-03T13:50:24Z")
> [@Reza](#): > > Why do you think they don’t’ use clairvoyants / psychics to find out what has become of the missing Malaysian plane? > > They have proved through the history and real experience that they could tell some intriguing if not shocking facts about things and people, and you know it. OP, why would they need to “use” psychics? If people were truly “psychic” why wouldn’t they tell the authorities the exact location of the plane out of human decency? After all, it would certainly a be a great comfort to the families to know the location of their loved ones. Or…if we are to assign a venal motivation to the psychic, why wouldn’t one step forward with the information simply to make themselves famous and exceptionally wealthy? After all, psychically locating a missing airliner would have be one of the greatest feats in human history. If it were possible, the person (or people) who did could figuratively command whatever sums they wanted for the remainder of their lives. Sorry OP…but yet again psychics are demonstrating that they have no ability beyond making the gullible easily part with their money. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/66 "2014-04-03T15:22:33Z")
If the plane is ever found, psychics will be coming out of the woodwork by the hundreds claiming that they knew where it was all along. They’re awesome at predicting the past. It’s the future they have trouble with. ---
**Author:** ![Melchior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Melchior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melchior)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/67 "2014-04-03T15:33:45Z")
> [@Esox\_Lucius](#): > > If the plane is ever found, psychics will be coming out of the woodwork by the hundreds claiming that they knew where it was all along. They’re awesome at predicting the past. It’s the future they have trouble with. Maybe they don’t have maps! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/lj3iNxZ8Dww/hqdefault.jpg "Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/68 "2014-04-03T15:41:35Z")
> [@Esox\_Lucius](#): > > If the plane is ever found, psychics will be coming out of the woodwork by the hundreds claiming that they knew where it was all along. They’re awesome at predicting the past. It’s the future they have trouble with. You just did a great job of predicting the future. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/69 "2014-04-03T15:44:56Z")
> [@Melchior](#): > > [http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww](http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww) > [@Melchior](#): > > [http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww](http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww) > [@Melchior](#): > > [http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww](http://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww) We get it already. In 2007 a Miss Teen USA contestant gave a weird answer to a question about geography. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Quatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mr\_Quatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Quatro)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/70 "2014-04-03T16:41:19Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > We get it already. In 2007 a Miss Teen USA contestant gave a weird answer to a question about geography. What are you talking about? You don’t really care about people on dial up do you? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Melchior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Melchior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melchior)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/71 "2014-04-03T16:51:51Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > We get it already. In 2007 a Miss Teen USA contestant gave a weird answer to a question about geography. which was hilarious, and worth repeating for those who may have missed it… ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/72 "2014-04-03T18:17:09Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Enjoy! > > [Clonaid - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clonaid) Thanks! Sort of! Clonaid sounds like it comes in a packet and you mix it up with water and sugar. Maybe somebody got their embryos mixed up with their sea monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/73 "2014-04-03T19:21:11Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You just did a great job of predicting the future. 🙂 Only because psychics are so… Predictable. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/74 "2014-04-03T21:08:59Z")
> [@Melchior](#): > > which was hilarious, and worth repeating for those who may have missed it… Indeed! You best get off the internet and go stand on the street corner, waving a sign with the URL so passers-by can also join in the sheer hilarity of it all. Because nothing makes humor funnier than repeating it over and over and over!! Just ask Snowboarder Bo. ---
**Author:** ![Melchior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Melchior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melchior)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/75 "2014-04-03T21:16:38Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Indeed! You best get off the internet and go stand on the street corner, waving a sign with the URL so passers-by can also join in the sheer hilarity of it all. > Because nothing makes humor funnier than repeating it over and over and over!! Just ask Snowboarder Bo. Sometimes it goes without saying that people in South Africa…I mean Iraq…I mean people can’t find the plane because it’s missing and they don’t have maps in this country. ---
**Author:** ![Reza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Reza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reza)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/76 "2014-04-04T05:08:56Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > Cite? > > … You just said she died. Cite for whatever this “Eve” is, you’re talking about? “Eve” was one of them. The one who died was the first one. They are two different cases. ---
**Author:** ![Reza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Reza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reza)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/77 "2014-04-04T05:17:45Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > What _are_ you nattering on about??!? 😕 > > More bullshit. That never happened. And if it did, where is your proof? No one’s going to take your word for it. And what Eve are you talking about? The fictitious one in the bible?? You might as well ask what happened to Dumbledore. I got two points for you to mention: 1- You western people are not much into metaphysics and super natural powers, and claim that you don’t believe them , right? But ironically hundreds of you burn their money travelling to the eastern countries to visit, study, find out and take snapshopts these things from close contact! [Please please please take no offense at all, and don’t take me wrong OK? we are just talking to make things clear. That’s it. So be good to the end] 2- About the human cloning and the most successful or longer-survived one The Eve do a little search on web you’ll find plenty info about it in no time. ---
**Author:** ![Reza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Reza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reza)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/78 "2014-04-04T05:19:18Z")
> [@Lord\_Feldon](#): > > If a cloned baby dies for want of a soul, how can identical twins live? Never stated that Eve was one of the twin. There were a handful of clone baby and Eve was one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Reza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Reza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reza)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/79 "2014-04-04T05:33:37Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Then you’ve fallen behind and need to catch up. I’m streets ahead, no need to be distracted to your ignorance realm! So you join them and keep up with them, I’ll be fine! Where do you study and discover your facts of life? From all possible sources as you do, as everyone does. More to it, from nature, and The universe! ---
**Author:** ![Reza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Reza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reza)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152/80 "2014-04-04T05:38:00Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Then you’ve fallen behind and need to catch up. I’m streets ahead, no need to be distracted to your ignorance realm! So you join them and keep up with them, I’ll be fine! > [@QuickSilver](#): > > Where do you study and discover your facts of life? From all possible sources as you do, as everyone does. More to it, from nature, and The universe! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-malaysian-plane/685152.md?page=5)