# Missing Persons: The SDMB Milk Carton

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 6, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511 "2000-06-06T01:39:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/21 "2000-06-06T16:38:04Z")

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> And for what it’s worth- orangecakes became peaches8.

And to continue the trend, vanillanice morphed into orangecakes, who mutated to Faydruss for a single post, devolved back to orangecakes, and only then, transmogrified to peaches8. Aren’t any of you paying attention?

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**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/22 "2000-06-06T16:55:47Z")

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> Aren’t any of you paying attention?

Anybody seen my sunglasses? Oh wait, there they are. Never mind.

Oh wait, what was the topic again?

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/23 "2000-06-06T17:05:30Z")

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I haven’t seen **special** in a while. i always liked her posts.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/24 "2000-06-06T17:24:12Z")

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Whatever happened to Biggirl? She was the light of SDMB. Every one of her posts was an example of wit and intelligence. When I open one of her threads, it was as if the sun had risen inside my computer.

Humor, clarity, erudition-- all of that and more could be found in Biggirl’s posts. What happened to her? I miss her so!

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/25 "2000-06-06T18:21:56Z")

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> \*\*  
> Whatever happened to Biggirl? She was the light of SDMB. Every one of her posts was an example of wit and intelligence. When I open one of her threads, it was as if the sun had risen inside my computer.
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> Humor, clarity, erudition-- all of that and more could be found in Biggirl’s posts. What happened to her? I miss her so!  
> \*\*

**Eyes Pinky Suspiciously…**

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/26 "2000-06-06T19:46:48Z")

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**sunbear** is posting as Tabo (or something like that) over at F[sup]3[/sup]. I’m too lazy to look up his exact user name (I think it’s his _real_ name. sunbear is Finnish.) right now. **special** has been busy as hell since the last round of layoffs at her company. I still email her occasionally. She’s doing fine, just very busy. I’m still posting here and there. It’s just that … ::sniff sniff:: … damn, Milo, your breath _stinks_! I’m outta here! 😃

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**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/27 "2000-06-06T20:22:21Z")

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Guy Propski wrote:

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> Hey, if anybody talks to kellibelli, tell her we miss her!!

Please, please speak for yourself. Some of us are glad to avoid every detail of her life.

Ultress wrote:

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> PCW left, but she posted this week so maybe she has returned.

_groan_

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/28 "2000-06-06T20:24:30Z")

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I ran a across a post in **Satan’s** _Pictures of DC Dopefest_ thread. It was dated 6/1/2000.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/29 "2000-06-07T01:04:39Z")

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Remember?

**Stoidela  
Vile Orb  
Edward\_J\_Cunningham  
Heath Doolin  
theoperaghost  
E1skeptic  
Ragin’ Azn  
Miss Gretchen  
John W. Kennedy  
Charlie Tan  
awldune**

Just a few.

Not necessarily all favorites of mine, but they all hung for a while.

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/30 "2000-06-07T02:06:46Z")

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I remember some posts by Stoidela where she bragged about seducing teenage boys. Maybe she’s in jail?

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/31 "2000-06-07T02:28:01Z")

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A little research reveals two old faves, **sunbear** and **Stoid** , have posted in the last three weeks.

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/32 "2000-06-07T04:59:26Z")

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> PCW left, but she posted this week so maybe she has returned.  
> _groan_

Saxface, you can save the groans for the price of gas on your trip to Seattle.  
PCW just came by to commend ColdFire for his heartfelt memorial post. No more No less.  
She won’t be back to SDMB anytime soon.  
pat

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/33 "2000-06-07T05:42:42Z")

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Groan? WTF?

Anyway, I know Bricker is here and currently posting, but come on man! Bring on some more Bricker Challenges!

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/34 "2000-06-07T06:18:00Z")

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Yeah, I was wonderin wtf ever happened to HeathDoolin. Where’s Yue Han been?

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/35 "2000-06-07T06:36:25Z")

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> Stevicus  
> Big Iron  
> White Witch  
> George  
> Welfy

I miss Steve, too, and Rich. The two of them will forever be linked in my mind, thanks to the Ketchup/Mustard Wars.

Andrea sometimes posts on F3.

George and Bob posts on MFSD.

Erin shows up in #straightdope every once in a while.

I miss Jon (BeLogical), Kelly (BatGrrrrl), and Melis (KiltGrrrl).

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/36 "2000-06-07T06:36:42Z")

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> \*\*  
> Whatever happened to Biggirl? She was the light of SDMB. Every one of her posts was an example of wit and intelligence. When I open one of her threads, it was as if the sun had risen inside my computer.
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> Humor, clarity, erudition-- all of that and more could be found in Biggirl’s posts. What happened to her? I miss her so!  
> \*\*

“Self-love…is not so vile a sin  
As self-neglecting.”  
–King Henry V, Act 2, scene iv  
(Hey, I WAS planning to save that one for a masturbation reference) 😃

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**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/37 "2000-06-07T12:26:57Z")

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Saxface–I am “just speaking for myself.” Notice my user name is not “everyoneontheSDMB.” And nobody was forcing you to read her posts. Sheesh!

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/38 "2000-06-07T14:27:02Z")

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> Oh sure… i disappear for 2 months and no one noticed that! ☹  
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::: runs towards Burn and tackles him to the ground, torturing him with tickles and kisses on the cheeks :::

Hey! I missed you! I would have noticed you were gone, except for the fact that I’ve been gone for the better part of six weeks myself. Don’t feel too badly, nobody missed me either.

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/39 "2000-06-07T15:00:51Z")

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> ::: runs towards Burn and tackles him to the ground, torturing him with tickles and kisses on the cheeks :::
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> Hey! I missed you! I would have noticed you were gone, except for the fact that I’ve been gone for the better part of six weeks myself. Don’t feel too badly, nobody missed me either.
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Thanks girly, I missed you too!

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-persons-the-sdmb-milk-carton/21511/40 "2000-06-07T20:06:26Z")

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> I really miss some of the old oldies.
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> Stevicus  
> Big Iron  
> White Witch  
> George  
> Welfy

I’m still around, but barely. It’s hard to keep up with the board, especially on the web (What ever happened to Mark Read? I miss him…). As for my whereabouts, well, Sanibel or someone can say.

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