# Missing toe

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-toe/668032>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 4, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-toe/668032 "2013-09-04T23:50:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-toe/668032/21 "2013-09-05T11:37:37Z")

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> [@usedtobe](#):
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> This is my question as well.
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> My guess:  
> Laws regarding proper disposal of human remains are state, not federal.  
> Alaska, being as how many parts are far from neat, tidy facilities, has no such laws - requiring people to dig a hole in Arctic ice is really a dumb idea, so there are no state laws.
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> Notice the toe was black (not negroid, black) - that was frostbitten in all probability.  
> Such things are probably readily available in Dawson AK.

It’s Canada not Alaska  
And if anyone is interested I found the Sourtoe Cocktail Club: A history of the toes used for the aforementioned drink  
[http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/rip.html](http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/rip.html)

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-toe/668032/22 "2013-09-05T11:45:28Z")

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And after reading that I admit being wrong about how most of the toes came to be amputated. Seems it is a variety of reasons, not just frostbite

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-toe/668032/23 "2013-09-05T12:06:45Z")

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Surely eating a lil piggie isn’t kosher, right?

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-toe/668032/24 "2013-09-05T12:30:19Z")

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> [@toofs](#):
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> You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

Nah, getting a replacement is easy. Call for a toe truck.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-toe/668032/25 "2013-09-05T12:32:49Z")

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Pretty effin’ weird way to get your kicks, with someone else’s toe.

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**Author:** ![want2befree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@want2befree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2befree)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-toe/668032/26 "2013-09-05T15:56:09Z")

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And this little piggy went to the bar…

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-toe/668032/27 "2013-09-05T17:25:57Z")

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> [@toofs](#):
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> You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

Can you get me one by 3 o’clock?

I kinda promised this guy in a coffee shop.

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