# Missing Woman Found in Hotel Mattress. No, Really.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-woman-found-in-hotel-mattress-no-really/532935>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 18, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-woman-found-in-hotel-mattress-no-really/532935 "2010-03-18T20:52:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-woman-found-in-hotel-mattress-no-really/532935/21 "2010-03-20T04:11:37Z")

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My thought on reading this was: “Imagine if they were using Febreze in that hotel. That would make the advertisement of a lifetime for Febreze”

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-woman-found-in-hotel-mattress-no-really/532935/22 "2010-03-20T14:28:50Z")

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I love living here. There’s a whole lot more to Memphis than the bad stuff, but our local government is just a mess. Hoping our new mayor will clean up a bit.

We have some lovely hotels in Memphis. We have some areas where nobody should be after dark, with hourly-daily-weekly rental hotels specializing in the crackho business. That’s where this happened. If people didn’t notice the smell it’s because they probably weren’t giving off such a sweet odor themselves.

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**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/missing-woman-found-in-hotel-mattress-no-really/532935/23 "2010-03-21T02:25:10Z")

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> [@Rushgeekgirl](#):
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> I love living here. There’s a whole lot more to Memphis than the bad stuff, but our local government is just a mess. Hoping our new mayor will clean up a bit.
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> We have some lovely hotels in Memphis. We have some areas where nobody should be after dark, with hourly-daily-weekly rental hotels specializing in the crackho business. That’s where this happened. If people didn’t notice the smell it’s because they probably weren’t giving off such a sweet odor themselves.

Actually, I was just joking around. I’ve been to Memphis before a couple times and always enjoyed it.

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