# misspelled graffiti

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325 "2003-05-15T01:29:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/1 "2003-05-15T01:29:55Z")

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I had jury duty today, and while that could provide me with endless fodder for MPSIM, the funniest was the graffiti I saw in the Ladies’ room:  
“Dear Rob, i love you intill the day you die 3-25-03 and i’ll love you intill the day i die. rest in pace baby.”

Beats the time I saw “Mandy is a hoe” writtien on the way of a library bathroom.

Rest in pace, y’all.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/2 "2003-05-15T01:40:03Z")

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I LUV U SWEATHEART

-highway overpass north of Boston

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/3 "2003-05-15T01:46:04Z")

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I live north of Boston! Haven’t seen that one.

BTW, I do realize I typo’d “written”. Teach me to be so smug.

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**Author:** ![abbaZaba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/90ced4/32.png) [@abbaZaba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbaZaba)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/4 "2003-05-15T01:48:09Z")

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and… you forgot “out” when you say “way of a library…”

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**Author:** ![Spudo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/5 "2003-05-15T02:03:30Z")

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“Your going to be sorry”

Spray painted on the side of an abandoned high school. It’s one of many messages that appear to be the school threatening people.

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/6 "2003-05-15T04:01:53Z")

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When unknown hoodlums vandalized my high school, they spray-painted the word “Bihtch” on the side of the shed :p.

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/7 "2003-05-15T05:58:24Z")

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I can’t help being reminded of the film “Barcelona,” in which two Americans are walking down the street and spy some anti-American graffiti (in Spanish), which they begin to criticize for its poor spelling, and even try to correct with a ball-point pen:

“This doesn’t even say ‘American’! This says, ‘Deers, go home’!”

(Quote may not be perfectly accurate, but is close enough for the gist.)

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**Author:** ![Carter\_the\_Great](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Carter\_the\_Great](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carter_the_Great)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/8 "2003-05-15T07:12:08Z")

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Ladies and Gentlemen… I have the top of the heap…

Outside my comedy troupes performance space… on the garage door of a big warehouse…

“Fat botted Girls.”

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**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/9 "2003-05-15T08:10:19Z")

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Can tatoos go in this thread ? I saw a guy with tatoos on both arms. on one side it said “Captain” if he’s captain of a boat then that’s ok. But if it was a military rank then he has a problem because they change all the time.

But on the other arm was written: “reeks havok”

If tatoos can not go in this thread then please ignore all of the above.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/10 "2003-05-15T09:31:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by T. Slothrop \*  
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> If tatoos can not go in this thread then please ignore all of the above. \*\*

No way! Now you’ve done it. You blew the whole thing.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/11 "2003-05-15T12:43:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by abbaZaba \*  
> \*\*and… you forgot “out” when you say “way of a library…” \*\*

Wow, how much of an idiot am I—too much in a hurry to make fun of others to check my own spelling and grammar?:o

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**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/12 "2003-05-15T12:49:39Z")

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This is not graffiti, but an actual stenciled notice on a garage door of a recycling center. BLOKED DOOR The light rail goes right by this place and it must be seen by 10K people or more each day.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/13 "2003-05-15T12:52:04Z")

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In the bathroom of a local bar someone wrote “Hells Angles.”  
This may or may not be a typo, depending on whether or not it was written by a bad ass geometry major.

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**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/14 "2003-05-15T15:06:56Z")

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On a wall outside my school (Central High) someone wrote ‘F\*CK CENTAL!’

It’s sad really…

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/15 "2003-05-15T15:10:48Z")

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There was a motorcycle gang active in Canada for a while called Satan’s Choice…and so someone spraypainted “Satin’s Choice” on the side of a building…none of those butch leathers for those guys…we just shimmer as we ride our hogs…

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**Author:** ![chukhung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@chukhung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chukhung)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/16 "2003-05-15T15:17:35Z")

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When I first traveled in New Zealand, I remember being a little puzzled at seeing numerous graffiti of the form

“[boy’s name] + [girl’s name] 4 eva”

Who was “eva” and why was everybody “4” her? Of course, with my Midwest American accent, I had never considered that someone would misspell “ever” (emphasis on the “errrrrrrrr”) as “eva”.

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/17 "2003-05-15T15:33:02Z")

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Another High School (Baldwin SHS), Mid 80’s, on the 2 story high wall on the old Woolworth’s building adjacent to the school, in 5’ High Red Spraypainted letters…

TEENAGE WAISTLAND

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/18 "2003-05-15T15:39:25Z")

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More creative than a misspelling, I guess.

Just had an Elementary School flashback. Scratched into the divider wall in the Boy’s Room, “4Q”. Never gave it any thought and didn’t know the meaning. It wasn’t 'til years later when someone literally told me FU and that the memory of that 4Q resurfaced.

So there was a benefit to being told to fuck off for the 1st time in my life. I finally got the meaning of that 4Q I’d seen since kindergarten.

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**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/19 "2003-05-15T17:07:17Z")

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There was once an incident of racist graffiti in my home town. Some jackasses had spray-painted a bunch of swastikas and the like, along with such gems as “No Gews.” Well, at least I can be reasonably sure this isn’t the work of a rogue gang of racist rocket scientists…

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misspelled-graffiti/175325/20 "2003-05-15T17:48:41Z")

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Sorry this isn’t actually graffiti but since I saw it an hour ago, I can’t help myself. There was a sign in the glass repair shop that read:

> [@](#):
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> No customer’s in the work area. Thank’s
> 
> Wade

Equally OT is my favorite graffiti of all time:

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> Down with graffiti!

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