# (mistake thread)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 14, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579 "2023-12-14T00:27:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/1 "2023-12-14T00:27:23Z")
(Sorry, mods, please delete, this was a superfluous post)
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/2 "2023-12-14T00:47:02Z")
Delete me too!
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### Author:  [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/3 "2023-12-14T00:55:05Z")
Delete me and my wife!
Stranger
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### Author:  [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/4 "2023-12-14T00:56:10Z")
Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be deleted!
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/5 "2023-12-14T00:56:58Z")
I’ll just take cancelled. TY
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/6 "2023-12-14T01:14:48Z")
_Just beat it (beat it), beat it (beat it)_
_No one wants to be deleted…_
mmm
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### Author:  [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/7 "2023-12-14T01:20:55Z")
I came in here expecting interesting or shocking mistakes people have made. I’m a little disappointed. I personally have not made any mistakes recently, because I am perfection personified.
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### Author:  [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/8 "2023-12-14T01:25:39Z")
~~Nor has I no maid none mistreaks.~~
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/9 "2023-12-14T02:45:30Z")
Can I change my user name to Miss Take?
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### Author:  [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/10 "2023-12-14T02:49:50Z")
We have a [MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstake/summary) (last seen almost two years ago), and a [MissTaken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstaken/summary) (not seen since 2011, and never made a post). Miss Take (with the space) appears to be untaken. 😉
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### Author:  [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/11 "2023-12-14T02:50:17Z")
My first marriage.
This is the thread where we list our mistakes, right?
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/12 "2023-12-14T02:58:26Z")
How about Untaken\_Miss\_Take?
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### Author:  [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/13 "2023-12-14T03:04:33Z")
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/14 "2023-12-14T03:08:58Z")
Fish-breath might be a good thing. YMMV
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/15 "2023-12-14T03:10:17Z")
I never fcuk up
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### Author:  [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/16 "2023-12-14T03:57:46Z")
You and me both
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### Author:  [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/17 "2023-12-14T03:59:53Z")
If you are married, would you be Missus Take?
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### Author:  [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/18 "2023-12-14T03:59:58Z")
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07h0ksKx5sM&t=1s)
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/19 "2023-12-14T04:09:08Z")
After divorcing the other Ms. Take, I’d go back to my maiden name.
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### Author:  [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2023, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/20 "2023-12-14T04:19:46Z")
Ms. Used?
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