# (mistake thread)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 14, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579 "2023-12-14T00:27:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/21 "2023-12-14T04:22:38Z")

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Ms. Anthrope.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/22 "2023-12-14T04:23:13Z")

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Much better. 😃

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/23 "2023-12-14T04:32:36Z")

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“It’s all so brief, isn’t it? Typical human lifespan is almost a hundred years, but it’s barely a second compared to what’s out there. It wouldn’t be so bad if life didn’t take so long to figure out. Seems you just start to get it right and then … it’s over.”

“Doesn’t matter. If we lived two hundred years, we’d still be human.  
We’d still make the same mistakes.”

“You’re a pessimist.”

“I am Russian, Doctor. We understand these things.”

**Dr. Stephen Franklin**  **Lt. Commander Susan Ivanova** , _Soul Hunter_, Babylon 5

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/24 "2023-12-14T05:16:56Z")

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[![](https://i.imgur.com/Bg5kSBx.gif) ](https://i.imgur.com/Bg5kSBx.gif)

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/25 "2023-12-14T11:12:19Z")

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What if……like….the mistakes are the point, maaaan? Did you ever really, like think about mistakes?

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/26 "2023-12-14T11:27:14Z")

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No mistakes, only happy accidents!

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/27 "2023-12-14T11:52:21Z")

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Flaws inherent in the design are not to be considered defects.

Also planet mercury goes into retrograde so expect an increase in miscommunication and technical mishaps.

🪐

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/28 "2023-12-14T11:59:13Z")

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> [@MagicEyes](#):
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> I personally have not made any mistakes recently

Except…

> [@MagicEyes](#):
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> I came in here expecting interesting or shocking mistakes people have made.

You were **wrong**!

(I once thought I was wrong, but it turns out I was mistaken).

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/29 "2023-12-14T12:01:47Z")

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So what did @Velocity originally want to post about?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/30 "2023-12-14T12:51:01Z")

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Never mind. We aren’t in the pit.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/31 "2023-12-14T12:59:54Z")

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I was going to ask some obscure question about health insurance, but just as I hit the submit button, I found the answer online.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/32 "2023-12-14T13:03:51Z")

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When in the course of human events it becomes necessary…to do something or other

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/33 "2023-12-14T13:28:31Z")

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You’d think this would be @Typo_Knig’s kind of thread…

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/34 "2023-12-14T14:03:39Z")

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One might say that they made some kind of error in not posting here yet.

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**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/35 "2023-12-14T14:12:09Z")

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_steps forward_

No, delete my post. I’m Mistakacus.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/36 "2023-12-14T14:21:12Z")

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Almost made a mistake there, eh?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/37 "2023-12-14T14:26:00Z")

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I endorse whatever this thread is about.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/38 "2023-12-14T14:26:17Z")

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It’s a thread about nothing!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/39 "2023-12-14T14:28:49Z")

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“Chin up, some day Dame Fortune may come to your door.”

“She’ll have to knock real hard; her daughter, Miss Fortune, wrecked the doorbell.”

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mistake-thread/994579/40 "2023-12-14T14:29:12Z")

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Do vegetarians miss steak?

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