# Mister Wiskers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mister-wiskers/722124>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 10, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mister-wiskers/722124 "2015-06-10T01:28:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mister-wiskers/722124/1 "2015-06-10T01:28:54Z")

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There is a cat on my bed, Mister Whiskers, who is not mine, and is pissed because I closed the window so he could not jump out. Now he thinks he owns my bed. HumanAbuse hotline is 1-800-HelpUsFromTheseCats

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mister-wiskers/722124/2 "2015-06-10T01:52:23Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> There is a cat on my bed, Mister Whiskers, who is not mine, and is pissed because I closed the window so he could not jump out. Now he thinks he owns my bed. HumanAbuse hotline is 1-800-HelpUsFromTheseCats

Oh, thank The Maker there’s finally a number to call!

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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mister-wiskers/722124/3 "2015-06-10T07:02:47Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> There is a cat on my bed, who is not mine

He’s yours now.  
(well, actually, you’re his. )

Joy to the world!

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mister-wiskers/722124/4 "2015-06-10T11:05:58Z")

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Pics please. You know the rules.

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mister-wiskers/722124/5 "2015-06-11T07:43:32Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> I closed the window so he could not jump out.

… so you’ve locked the cat in your house?

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mister-wiskers/722124/6 "2015-06-12T04:00:14Z")

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> [@Cinnamon\_Imp](#):
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> … so you’ve locked the cat in your house?

He is my landlord’s cat, but wandered into my bedroom. I just didn’t want him to jump out my window. He was looking at my bird feeders by the way, so I knew what he was thinking. 😃

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mister-wiskers/722124/7 "2015-06-12T04:06:01Z")

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> [@Encinitas](#):
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> Pics please. You know the rules.

He is a Maine Coon and charges for portraits. I’ll see what I can arrange from the arrogant feline.