# Misuse of the word 'Fuck'. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 5, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769 "2003-10-05T23:08:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/21 "2003-10-06T01:24:03Z")
Fuckoh Fuckfuck! Fuckmy Fuckdog Fuckran fuckaway! Fuckfuck you! Go ski into a cunt, you pusillanimous, self-aggrandizing, pyknic slubberdegullion, for your outrageous hebetude is showing. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/22 "2003-10-06T01:32:11Z")
I don’t mind compound swears if they are at least orignal. But I’ve seen our dear old pet “asshat” so many times that it makes me want to weep. Be creative, people! I’m sick of “asshat.” I want to see more asstubas, asspenes, asswater bottles, and fuckmachetes! Or if you’re married to the idea of a hat, _at the very least_ use asstricorn, assberet, or assfedora. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/23 "2003-10-06T01:41:01Z")
ooh. Assberet! I like it. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/24 "2003-10-06T01:46:04Z")
You wait, somebody, somewhere is going to name their daughter Assfedora. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/25 "2003-10-06T01:46:54Z")
“She wore a puce assberet, like the one you;d find in a SDMB store” ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/26 "2003-10-06T01:53:12Z")
You wait, somebody, somewhere is going to name their daughter Assfedora. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/27 "2003-10-06T01:58:52Z")
You wait, somebody, somewhere is going to name their daughter Assfedora. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/28 "2003-10-06T02:22:17Z")
I think that someone might actually name their daughter Assfedora. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/29 "2003-10-06T02:25:08Z")
Is that strictly a female name? Fucknozzle! ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/30 "2003-10-06T02:38:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Origafuckingly fucking posted by Sam Fucking Stone \* > \*\* > > Fuck > > Just fucking now, in the fucking fuckpit, I fucking see some fuck using the fucking word ‘fucktrumpet’. > > What the FUCK is that fuckery? > > There has fucking been a fucking disturbing fuckin trend in the last fuckin few fuckin years to fuck the word ‘fuck’ as the first fuckin syllable of another unfuckinrelated word. For a fuckin example, “fucktard”. > > I fuckin submit that this is fucking LAME. About as fuckin lame as fuckin doing the same fucking thing with the word ‘ass’ (i.e. “asshat”). Ass fucking belongs as the first fucking syllable conjoined to exactly one fucking word: fuckHOLE. That’s fuckin it. Not fuckin hats, pants, shoes, cars, or spiny fuckin echidnas. Clear fuckers? > > People who fucking do this are fucking idiots, not fuckdiots. Got it fuckers? > > There is fucking value in the purity of fucking profanity, people. Don’t fucking mess with it! \*\* _This fucking post has been fuckerized by some fucking fuckhead._ this was just a joke, the above was not in fact posted by sam stone, all discalimers apply, do not freeze happyfunball, do not taunt happy fun ball, do not stare directly at happy fun ball. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/31 "2003-10-06T02:50:13Z")
Fuckhamsters! ---
**Author:** ![Palewriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@Palewriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palewriter)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/32 "2003-10-06T03:01:54Z")
Time to introduce interverbia. Or interfuckingverbia, as it’s known in linguist circles. Stop fucking whining. It’s not fucking im-fucking-portant. (See how that works?). Con-fucking-gratulations. - PW ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/33 "2003-10-06T03:21:25Z")
**Palewriter**. we’uns call that an _infix_. And **Sam Stone** , only a fuckswizzle such as yourself would see “fuck” as something so pure that it can’t be fucked with. ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/34 "2003-10-06T03:50:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JonScribe \* > \*\*Fuckhamsters! \*\* Now that’s just too fuckin’ sick. Fuckwicket. ---
**Author:** ![Teegus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Teegus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teegus)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/35 "2003-10-06T04:08:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JonScribe \* > \*\*You wait, somebody, somewhere is going to name their daughter Assfedora. \*\* Ah, So its a 1920s style “Assfedora” now. In other news, there is a metric assload of fuck in this here thread. I think we’ll make our yearly quota yet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BytopianDream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9de0a6/32.png) [@BytopianDream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BytopianDream)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/36 "2003-10-06T04:27:20Z")
Fuck Sam… You fuckstarted a new fucktrend. Now everyfucking fuckwhere you fuckgo. People will fuckput fuckinfront fuckof fuckwords. And that was your worse nightmare. How fuckhorrifically fuckdelicious!!! Go Cubs. ---
**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/37 "2003-10-06T04:43:46Z")
I cannot believe you fuckwads forgot the fucking KING of fuck… Fucknuggets. ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/38 "2003-10-06T04:43:50Z")
Dear Lord, it’s like “the Smurfs” on crack in here. “Gee, Papa Fuck, it sure is a fucking fuck out today?” “Yeah, can we go fucking for some fuckberries?” ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/39 "2003-10-06T06:39:41Z")
It’s fuckalicious! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/40 "2003-10-06T06:43:22Z")
Well, I know some people who might wear an Assfedora, but without any sort of hatband, where would they stick a feather? Oh … never-fucking-mind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769.md?page=3)