# Misuse of the word 'Fuck'. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 5, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769 "2003-10-05T23:08:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/41 "2003-10-06T06:56:12Z")
I’ve fucking never fucking heard such fucking non-fucking-sense in my fucking life. What the fuck? God fucking damn it. This fucking message-fucking-board is fucking going to fucking hell in a fucking hand-fucking-basket. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/42 "2003-10-06T07:10:04Z")
**cc** , you left out “son-of-a-fucking-bitch!” ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/43 "2003-10-06T07:15:53Z")
Actually, I couldn’t care less about the subject of the OP. I just thought it’d be funny. So you asspanting fuckwidgets can bite me. But ‘asshat’ and ‘fucktard’ still sound stupid. As for ‘fucktrumpet’, I don’t know what it means, but I sure as hell ain’t gonna put one to my lips, y’know? ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/44 "2003-10-06T07:18:08Z")
Don’t worry your little shitnugget, fuckchop. Oh wait, upon preview, I see you’re not. Asstwinkie. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/45 "2003-10-06T07:31:27Z")
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck fuck … fuck, fuck, fuck … lovely fuck, wonderful fuck… ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/46 "2003-10-06T07:37:49Z")
**Palin** : Well, there’s fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, eggs, bacon, tomato and fuck. That’s not got much fuck in it. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/47 "2003-10-06T07:43:30Z")
**Female Customer** : But I don’t want _any_ fuck! **Cleese** : There, there, dear. I’ll have your fuck. I love it. I’m having fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, baked beans and fuck. **Palin** : BAKED BEANS ARE OFF! **Cleese** : Well then, may I have fuck instead of the baked beans? **Palin** : You mean, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, … **Vikings** : Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, … fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, …fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, … ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/48 "2003-10-06T07:50:12Z")
I actually read the post that used “fucktrumpet” and frankly, I was quite impressed (today I found myself walking around the house saying it randomly). Simply put, profanity begs creativity. Always has and always will…now fuck the shut up! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/49 "2003-10-06T09:22:02Z")
I fucking love everyfucking one of you fuckers, and just sent the fucking link to this fucking bullshit ass-huffing thread to my mother, you sorry goat fuckers. [sub]Really, I did…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/50 "2003-10-06T10:05:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sam Stone \* > \*\*Actually, I couldn’t care less about the subject of the OP. I just thought it’d be funny. So you asspanting fuckwidgets can bite me. > > But ‘asshat’ and ‘fucktard’ still sound stupid. As for ‘fucktrumpet’, I don’t know what it means, but I sure as hell ain’t gonna put one to my lips, y’know? \*\* Oh yeah ? Well UNfuck you then ! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/51 "2003-10-06T10:33:44Z")
Fuckplanck. ---
**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/52 "2003-10-06T11:34:33Z")
It’s ARSE! As in Arsetrilby. Don’t you fuckers have any respect for other cultures? The OP is a load of bollocks. Keep profanity impure, fuckbassoon. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/53 "2003-10-06T11:35:43Z")
Arse Arselivy. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/54 "2003-10-06T11:37:29Z")
I am a fan of compound cursing. Fucknugget, fuckmonkey, etc. In fact, anything sounds better with ‘nugget’ or ‘monkey’ attached to it. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/55 "2003-10-06T11:40:58Z")
Halt your evil plans! I possess the Rune Stone of Undoing! Who’s in charge here? Ach, none of you is Geldon! You shall die anyway, because you’ve spread the word of curse! _decapitates everyone_ ---
**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/56 "2003-10-06T11:58:16Z")
_Puts her head back on_ What the FUCK are you fucking doing buttmonkey? ---
**Author:** ![refusal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac91a4/32.png) [@refusal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/refusal)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/57 "2003-10-06T12:36:15Z")
FAUSCSK ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/58 "2003-10-06T12:41:05Z")
Fuckarse or my preferred insult of the moment, knobarse fuck is the best word ever and goes with anything. except fucktard. i dont like that one. pauly t, proving swearing IS big and clever ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/59 "2003-10-06T12:42:31Z")
shit, i forgot fuckpig! thats ace! you fuckpigs! ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/60 "2003-10-06T12:55:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*I am a fan of compound cursing. Fucknugget, fuckmonkey, etc. In fact, anything sounds better with ‘nugget’ or ‘monkey’ attached to it. \*\* No, I am sorry. You are incorrect. Think about it… what does Assnugget sound like? Although, however, Assmonkey sounds interesting. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769.md?page=4)