# Misuse of the word 'Fuck'. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 5, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769 "2003-10-05T23:08:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/61 "2003-10-06T13:02:11Z")
The funky assmonkey. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/62 "2003-10-06T13:25:34Z")
There once was a man from Fucktucket… Who left all his fuck in a bucket. When the fuck police asked Why he filled up a cask He said none of his girlfriends would suck it! (thanks…I’ll be here all week) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/63 "2003-10-06T13:44:03Z")
When come back, bring fuckhole. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/64 "2003-10-06T16:33:17Z")
A guy walks up to a girl on the dance floor, whispers in her ear, “You want to fuck?”. She answers, “NO!”. He says, “I suppose a blowjob is out of the question then?”. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/65 "2003-10-06T19:08:20Z")
A guy walks up to a girl on the dance floor, whispers in her ear, “Come over to my place for a pizza and a fuck?”. She answers, “NO!”. He says, “OK, forget about the pizza”. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/66 "2003-10-06T19:10:51Z")
Hi mom and dad, I’d like you to meet my fuck, Janet. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/67 "2003-10-06T19:20:41Z")
wtf? ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/68 "2003-10-06T19:45:57Z")
After fucking seeing the word “fuck” so many fucking times, the fucking word has lost all fucking meaning to me!! Fuck!!! ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/69 "2003-10-06T20:42:22Z")
I think you’ve misunderstood the use of the phrases. The error lies in people slurring their speech and mispronouncing words. So, we have: _“Don’t fuckwit me, asshole!”_ - makes perfect sense. How about: _“I fucked with force, I fucked all night long. I fucktard”_ - likewise And, finally: _“You guys are all morons. You’re all a bunch of stupid fuckass”_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ender\_Will](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Ender\_Will](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ender_Will)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/70 "2003-10-06T20:44:15Z")
This is going back a little fucking ways and probably beating a dead fucking horse, but fuck it… > [@](#): > > Fuckhamsters! There’s a fucking joke about Richard fucking Gere somefuckingwhere. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/71 "2003-10-06T21:08:28Z")
As in fucking tape-wrapped _fuckgerbil?_ ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/72 "2003-10-06T21:55:22Z")
> [@](#): > > [Evidently Chicken Town](http://www.cyberspike.com/clarke/chicktow.html) > > the fucking folks are fucking daft > > don’t make me fucking laugh > > the fucking pies are fucking old > > the fucking chips are fucking cold > > the fucking beer is fucking flat > > the fucking flats have fucking rats > > the fucking clocks are fucking wrong > > the fucking days are fucking long > > it fucking gets you fucking down > > evidently chicken town The author was in a fowl mood. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/73 "2003-10-06T22:07:42Z")
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/74 "2003-10-06T22:44:57Z")
You wait, somebody, somewhere is going to name their daughter Assfedora. ---
**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/75 "2003-10-06T23:04:50Z")
Slysdexic bankrobber: Air in the airs mother stickers this is a fuckup!! Fcuk! Slugfucker is a personal favourite ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/76 "2003-10-06T23:28:19Z")
Uckfay isthay oisenay. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/77 "2003-10-06T23:43:53Z")
I’ve always liked \*fucknugget[/t]. Not only does it trip pleasingly off the tongue, but if I think about it, I can visualize one. ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/78 "2003-10-07T02:26:32Z")
Shouldn’t it be asshamsters? -lv ---
**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/79 "2003-10-07T02:40:06Z")
I submit for your consideration asscloche, asschapeau and a better name for rubber might very well be fuckcloche! Creativity is a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769/80 "2003-10-07T02:47:59Z")
Sorry, but this has the creative juices flowing and I obviously have no life so what the fuck: fuckmug, fuck visage, fucknoggin. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/misuse-of-the-word-fuck/205769.md?page=5)