# mix up your sci-fi - again **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 24, 2015, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380 "2015-06-24T18:31:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/41 "2015-06-29T16:40:35Z")
Was Buffy on Team Edward or Team Jacob? Soylent Green is made from DAMN DIRTY APES! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/42 "2015-06-29T17:34:48Z")
This is the USS Enterprise calling Alpha Control. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/43 "2015-06-29T19:16:23Z")
The spice must flow…like tears in rain! Nuke 'em from orbit - it’s the only way the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/44 "2015-06-29T19:47:13Z")
Janeway, STOP THIS CRAZY THING! ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/45 "2015-06-29T20:22:27Z")
There’s no place like a shining planet known as Earth. There’s no place like a shining planet known as Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/46 "2015-06-29T20:26:14Z")
To go where no Whomp-rat has gone before. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/47 "2015-06-29T20:29:25Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > ^ I am Nomad! I am p–ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD! “You don’t need to see his identification.” “We don’t need to see his identification.” “All glory to the Jedi.” “ALL GLORY TO THE JEDI” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/48 "2015-06-29T20:54:04Z")
**Big Hero 6 is Watching You!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/49 "2015-06-29T20:55:04Z")
“Soylent Running is People!” ---
**Author:** ![foehn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b782af/32.png) [@foehn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foehn)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/50 "2015-06-29T21:00:28Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. Oh, the pain, the pain! Next: Luke, I am your father! The pain, the pain of it all! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/51 "2015-06-29T21:06:30Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > “You don’t need to see his identification.” > > “We don’t need to see his identification.” > > “All glory to the Jedi.” > > “ALL GLORY TO THE JEDI” Gort! Klaatu barada nik–ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/52 "2015-06-29T21:11:57Z")
Gort! Klaatu frak gorram smeg! -What Klaatu says when he hits his thumb with a hammer. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/53 "2015-06-29T21:17:43Z")
Enterprise to Mr Spock Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong Can you hear me, Mr Spock? Can you hear me, Mr Spock? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/54 "2015-06-29T21:28:22Z")
Welcome to Altair IV, Gentlemen. I am to transport you to the Residence. If you do not speak English I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and sub-tongues. Out of my way, you bubble-headed booby! ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/55 "2015-06-29T22:12:02Z")
They’ve encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is. beedeebeedeebeedeebeedee . . . I’m freezing my ball bearings off. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/56 "2015-06-29T22:47:59Z")
What an incredible smell you’ve discovered. Well, double dumb-ass on you! ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/57 "2015-06-29T23:59:48Z")
I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?.. I have been, and always shall be, your friend… Spock signing off, nanu nanu. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/58 "2015-06-30T00:21:24Z")
Sally Sparrow really knows where her towel is! “It’s a thousand years to Christmas, Muad’Dib.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/59 "2015-06-30T00:23:23Z")
Ha! This fits without any changes: Mr. Dark: “Did Will and Jim bring it with them on the soles of their shoes? Then, we shall have to scrape them.” Just put it in Generations! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380/60 "2015-06-30T01:42:16Z")
“Meesa name is a killing word!” -Muad’Binks (Or Jar Jar’dib, whichever is funnier) “Do you hear that Mr. Annikin? That is the sound of inevitability.” “My. Name. Is. VADER!” _BOOM_ “I’ve seen Grabthars Hammer glitter in the dark by the Tannhauser Gate.” “Use the Force, Neo.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mix-up-your-sci-fi-again/723380.md?page=4)