# Mixed-up Movies **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867 "2017-10-03T13:34:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/1 "2017-10-03T13:34:34Z")
I’m going to post two well-known lines, that seem to go together, from different movies. The next poster must name the two movies and then post two lines of his own. The lines can be actual quotes or paraphrases. We can include TV shows as well. Even if a line is not a quote, use them anyway. “Do you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?” “Well, do ya, punk?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/2 "2017-10-03T14:46:18Z")
The French Connection and Dirty Harry You talking to me? What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/3 "2017-10-03T15:05:33Z")
“I am Spartacus!” “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” **Spartacus** and **The Princess Bride** ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/4 "2017-10-03T16:07:53Z")
Uh, you didn’t quite grasp the concept, Professor. You post the names of the 2 movies the previous poster took lines from, then add 2 lines from 2 movies for the next poster. Lines in play: “You talking to me?” “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/5 "2017-10-03T16:13:21Z")
Oops. Taxi Driver & Cool Hand Luke. “Why, there’s seven little chairs. Must be seven little children.” “We welcome you to Munchkinland.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/6 "2017-10-03T18:41:36Z")
Snow White and The Wizard of Oz Shane. Shane. Come back! I’ll be back. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/7 "2017-10-03T19:50:28Z")
_Shane_ and _The Terminator_ “Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?” “Mmm-hmm! This _is_ a tasty burger!” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/8 "2017-10-04T03:29:04Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > _Shane_ and _The Terminator_ > > “Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?” > “Mmm-hmm! This _is_ a tasty burger!” Glengarry Glen Ross and Pulp Fiction “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” " As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again. " ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/9 "2017-10-04T05:11:13Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Glengarry Glen Ross and Pulp Fiction > > “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” > " As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again. " _The Silence of the Lambs_ and _Gone With The Wind_ “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” “Tastes like snozzberries.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/10 "2017-10-04T10:57:28Z")
_Apocalypse Now_ and _Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory_ “You… you bungled it. You and your stupid attempt to buy it. Kemedov found out how valuable it was, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it. You… you imbecile. You bloated idiot. You stupid fat-head you.” “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/11 "2017-10-04T12:26:56Z")
Maltese Falcon and Bambi “Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?” “I want to be alone.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/12 "2017-10-04T22:27:31Z")
_She Done Him Wrong_ and _Grand Hotel_ " Let me get this straight: you don’t believe in God because of “Alice in Wonderland”? " " I find your lack of faith disturbing." ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/13 "2017-10-07T12:56:32Z")
Too hard? _Dogma_ and _Star Wars_. “If you build it, they will come.” “Welcome to the Thunderdome!” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/14 "2017-10-07T14:10:22Z")
“Field of Dreams” and “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.” “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” " How many yachts can you water ski behind? " ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/15 "2017-10-08T16:04:38Z")
_Jaws_ and _Wall Street_ “Who you gonna call?” “Pazuzu, king of the evil spirits of the air, help me to find Kokumo!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/16 "2017-10-08T22:38:54Z")
Ghostbusters and Exorcist II The Heretic “Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!” “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/17 "2017-10-09T00:22:47Z")
Caddyshack and Dead Poets Society “So you know me. You know my reputation- 13 inches of tough load.” " This one goes to 11. " ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/18 "2017-10-09T13:26:39Z")
Boogie Nights, This is Spinal Tap “A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls.” \*‘Nothing’ goes over my head…! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it." ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/19 "2017-10-09T13:30:08Z")
_Deadpool_ and _The Guardians of the Galaxy_ " Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, “In this world, Elwood, you must be” - she always called me Elwood - “In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.” Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." “Bah! Humbug!” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/20 "2017-10-09T16:21:10Z")
_ **Harvey** _ and _ **A Christmas Carol** _ “I’ve tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn’t work out between us.” "What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. " [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867.md?page=2)