# Mixed-up Movies **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867 "2017-10-03T13:34:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2017, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/21 "2017-10-10T12:47:51Z")
Bull Durham and Billy Madison “You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” "It’s shiate being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low, the scum of the farking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, I don’t. They’re just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It’s a shiate state of affairs to be in, Tommy! And all the fresh air in the world won’t make any farking difference!? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/22 "2017-10-12T16:24:18Z")
_ **The Third Man** _ and _ **Trainspotting** _ “Love is passion, obsession, someone you can’t live without. If you don’t start with that, what are you going to end up with?” “Overrated. Biochemically, no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/23 "2017-10-13T23:41:30Z")
_Meet Joe Black_ and _The Devil’s Advocate_ “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” “Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/24 "2017-10-14T01:27:53Z")
_Monty Python & The Holy Grain_ and _Airplane!_ “I feel this Tartar woman is for me, and my blood says, take her. There are moments for wisdom and moments when I listen to my blood; my blood says, take this Tartar woman.” “Khaaaan!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/25 "2017-10-14T02:58:19Z")
_The Conqueror_ and _Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan_ “Take a vacation…from my problems.” “We’ve gone on holiday by mistake!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/26 "2017-10-15T22:27:55Z")
_What about Bob_ and _Withnail and I_ “My insurance doesn’t cover PMS.” “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/27 "2017-10-16T15:07:37Z")
_ **10 Things I Hate About You** _ and _ **Heathers** _ “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” “Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of\*\*\* Everybody Loves Raymond\*\*\*, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/28 "2017-10-17T01:23:35Z")
_When Harry Met Sally_ and _Knocked Up_ “Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous.” “Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, ‘a’ dildo, never ‘your’ dildo.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/29 "2017-10-17T12:29:18Z")
_Porky’s 2_ and _Fight Club_ “I took the liberty of bullshitting you.” “You shut up! You are the audience! I am the author! I OUTRANK you!” ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/30 "2017-10-17T14:20:38Z")
_The Blues Brothers_ and _The Producers_ Oh, is that all the thanks I get for the night of hot sex? My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867/31 "2017-10-20T15:52:13Z")
_Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me_ and _Yankee Doodle Dandy_ If Peeing Your Pants Is Cool, Consider Me Miles Davis. The Ratio Of People To Cake Is Too Big. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mixed-up-movies/797867.md?page=1)