# MizGrand - THE FUCK?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mizgrand-the-fuck/401048>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 21, 2007, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mizgrand-the-fuck/401048 "2007-04-21T08:34:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mizgrand-the-fuck/401048/1 "2007-04-21T08:34:48Z")

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Okay, never pitted another doper before and I’m fully prepared for this to go south on me, but JESUS CHRIST WOMAN!

From [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=417483)

> [@MizGrand](#):
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> God, I REALLY hope this was meant to be funny Czar. From where I stand, it’s not.
> 
> Internet pharmacies assisted in my very painful addiction to hydrocodone. I had a freakin nervous breakdown and had to go into a safe house for four days to detox. I’m clean now for well, _looks at calendar_, five months yesterday. YAY ME!!! me go girl!!!
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> Even humorously throwing this stuff out there makes it possible for someone to use those sites to feed addictions and fall farther into the pit of despair. I find it painful to have someone joke about it.

Yes, yes. You had a drug problem and you beat it. That’s great. Really. No sarcasm there. But why the FUCK does everything have to be about you, even in threads that have nothing at all to do with anything you’ve said or done?

Even without clicking on that fucking link I knew it was a joke. You know how? It’s this little thing called the status bar. If it’s open, it tells you what URL a particular link points to, before you click on it. And unless “Reiki-Distance-Healing” is some codeword for “Getcher smack here, junkies!” then your point was at best pointless and at worst another pathetic attempt to make yet another thread all about you and your fucking problems.

I can keep away from your banal Cafe Society threads because a) I don’t read those sort of threads anyway and b) if your name is up as the OP I can pretty much peg it as a thread I wouldn’t want to be reading anyway, but when you come shitting into a lighthearted thread about some quack ebay to bleat about how people can’t say this or shouldn’t say that because oh noes I had a drug problem but yay now I’m over it except not really because talking about drugs on the internet might make me have a relapse, then it gets a little bit annoying.

You had your moment in the sun. People know your name, and for none of the right reasons. I’m not going to tell you to shut up and stop posting all together, because you have paid your $15 and have the right to post just like the rest of us. But Christ, woman. How about you think before you post, just for once. Please?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mizgrand-the-fuck/401048/2 "2007-04-21T08:42:42Z")

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Oh lordy, when will this drama train reach the station?

My personal feelings are all over the board. I could say all kinds of things, but in an effort to restrict this to the OP, all I can say is that your efforts in posting this will only be confounded by the attention-whoring desires of your target. I am personally an attention whore, and for an attention whore there is really no such thing as bad attention. It’s irrational and disgusting in a way, but that’s the way it is. IMO, this OP will not lead to any beneficial result.

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**Author:** ![blinkingblinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@blinkingblinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blinkingblinking)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mizgrand-the-fuck/401048/3 "2007-04-21T08:45:32Z")

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Was that thread the least likeliest ever to result in a pitting? Or were there others?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mizgrand-the-fuck/401048/4 "2007-04-21T09:51:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]  
Oh lordy, when will this drama train reach the station?  
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Never. It has long ago left the tracks and is making its graceful slow-motion arc toward the cold water of the neighboring river to be followed by a predictably titanic explosion.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mizgrand-the-fuck/401048/5 "2007-04-21T10:02:30Z")

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I’m going to try to be as straightforward as possible, but after I saw this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=417507) (it’s title being the equivilant of “Meeee, look at meee!”) in the ATMB forum I took a quick look at **MizGrand’s** profile. After being a member for over 8 years (8 years and one month) she has started a total of 89 threads. 11 of them have been created in the past two weeks since the you-know-what thread. That’s a big bump up in production as of late. For someone who claims to have wanted us to get over the whole thing and forget about it, it seems like she has been doing as much as she can to keep making sure we’re keeping her on the radar recently.

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**Author:** ![Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo_Boo_Foo)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mizgrand-the-fuck/401048/6 "2007-04-21T11:52:57Z")

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[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]  
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After being a member for over 8 years (8 years and one month) she has started a total of 89 threads. 11 of them have been created in the past two weeks since the you-know-what thread. That’s a big bump up in production as of late. For someone who claims to have wanted us to get over the whole thing and forget about it, it seems like she has been doing as much as she can to keep making sure we’re keeping her on the radar recently.  
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I tend to think of it as being a bit like a person who tries to redeem a massive loss of esteem by trying to be overly fawning and ingratiating in the immediate aftermath - but fucking up again in the process anyways.

Not much else to say, except that I never expected another RSSchen pitting so closely upon the locking of the most recent one.

My advice? Don’t take her too seriously anymore. I’ve seen this stuff plenty of other times on other messageboards. They burn out eventually. It’s too exhausting to be so co-dependant upon a computer screen for so long.

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mizgrand-the-fuck/401048/7 "2007-04-21T12:27:51Z")

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Closed per the request of the OP, and since we’ve hashed out an awful lot against this particular Pittee lately, I think enough is enough for now,
