# MLB: Create your best team based on first name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 13, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828 "2011-11-13T19:50:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/41 "2011-11-14T20:17:36Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> I’m going to do Rick/Richard/etc., for obvious reasons,

You should be able to use J.R. Richard, too, just because. 😃

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/42 "2011-11-14T21:11:54Z")

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A few starters for others:

1B Lou Gehrig, SS Lou Boudreau, LF Lou Brock…

1B Fred McGriff, SS Freddie Patek, LF Fred Clarke, CF Fred Lynn,

P Eddie Plank, 2B Eddie Collins, 3B Eddie Mathews,

P Frank Tanana, 1B Frank Thomas, 2B Frankie Frisch, SS Frankie Crosetti, LF Frank Robinson, RF Frank Howard

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/43 "2011-11-14T21:16:14Z")

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P- Sudden Sam McDowell, OF-Sam Crawford, OF Sammy Sosa, OF Sam Rice

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/44 "2011-11-14T21:39:32Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> P Eddie Plank, 2B Eddie Collins, 3B Eddie Mathews,

Eddie Gaedel, PH

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/45 "2011-11-14T22:24:25Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Eddie Gaedel, PH

NOW we’re getting somewhere!

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/46 "2011-11-14T22:30:27Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Eddie Gaedel, PH

Eddie Murray at 1B.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/47 "2011-11-14T22:55:13Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> There’s this outfielder named Mays.
> 
> OF McGee  
> 2B Bill Mazerowski (Does that count?)

Hall of Famer [Billy Hamilton](http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hamilbi01.shtml) played outfield as well. If you’re using Willies, Will Clark might be a step up from Bill Buckner.

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**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/48 "2011-11-14T23:20:04Z")

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C - Steve Yeager  
1B - Steve Garvey  
2B - Steve Sax  
3B -  
SS -  
OF -  
OF -  
OF -

P - Steve Carlton  
P - Steve Ontiveros

Man, I’m blanking big time on some of these positions – I shouldn’t do memory work on a Monday. Maybe not the greatest team of all time (and a lot of Dodgers), but a decent start.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/49 "2011-11-14T23:32:26Z")

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> [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#):
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> C - Steve Yeager  
> P - Steve Carlton  
> P - Steve Ontiveros

Steve Howe, if you can keep him clean.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/50 "2011-11-15T00:01:39Z")

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OF - Steve Kemp, Steve Finley  
P - Steve Stone  
1B/DH - Steve Balboni

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/51 "2011-11-15T00:10:10Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> A couple more Mikes for you (might or might not be better than the ones you have):  
> OF Mike Felder (fast guy, 10 year career, mostly for the Brewers and Giants)  
> SP Mike Caldwell (stalwart for the Brewers in the late 70s and early 80s)  
> RP Mike Marshall (won the Cy Young when he pitched in 106 games for the '74 Dodgers)

Others I thought of between submitting my post and falling asleep last night:

SS (one of the several spots where I could play him): Michael Young

C: Mike Napoli (amazing neither of these Rangers came to mind so soon after the World Series)

Utility (if I were to fill out a 25-man roster): Michael Cuddyer

Player-manager: Mike “King” Kelly (Hall of Famer from the 19th century)

Additional arms: Mike Krukow, Mike Norris

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/52 "2011-11-15T01:23:29Z")

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1st Base: Pete O’Brien  
2nd Base: Pete Orr  
SS: Pee Wee Reese  
3rd Base: Pete Mackanin  
OF: Pete Incaviglia  
OF: Pete Rose  
OF: Peter Bourjos  
Catcher: Petey Paramore  
Pitcher: Pete Harnisch  
Reliever: Peter Moylan

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/53 "2011-11-15T02:00:02Z")

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> [@Jas09](#):
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> Hm, since Babe was mentioned… here’s a team of Georges.
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> OF George (Babe) Ruth  
> OF George Foster  
> OF Ken Griffey Jr. (first name of George)  
> 3B George Brett  
> 1B George Sisler  
> 2B  
> SS
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2B George “High Pockets” Kelly  
C George Gibson

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/54 "2011-11-15T02:10:18Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> Hall of Famer [Billy Hamilton](http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hamilbi01.shtml) played outfield as well. If you’re using Willies, Will Clark might be a step up from Bill Buckner.

I cheated and looked guys up because of the plethora of Willies and Willys who aren’t named William. Will Clark is actually a William, so he counts. We can move Buckner to the outfield. The lineup now:

C: Bill Dickey  
1b: Will Clark  
2b Bill Mazeroski  
ss  
3b Bill Madlock  
OF Sliding Billy Hamilton  
OFWilliam “Swish” Nicholson  
OF Willie Horton (Det)  
P Bill Singer

Billy Williams of the Cubs first name was actually Billy. Same thing with Billy Grabarkewitz.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/55 "2011-11-15T02:18:13Z")

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Now for the Willies/Willys

C Willy Bench  
1b Willie McCovey  
2b Willy Randolph  
ss Willie Bloomquest  
3b Willie Nettles  
OF Willie Wilson  
OF Willie Mays  
OF Willie Musial  
P

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/56 "2011-11-15T02:49:17Z")

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Henry/Hank

OF Hank Aaron  
OF Hank Leiber  
OF Hank Greenberg  
3B  
SS  
2B Henry Mateo  
1B Henry Louis Gehrig  
C Hank Gowdy

P Hank Aguirre

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/57 "2011-11-15T02:57:53Z")

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C- Ivan Rodriguez  
1B - Ivan Cruz  
2B -  
SS - Ivan DeJesus  
3B - Ivanon Coffie (loved this name)  
OF - Ivan Calderon  
OF -  
OF -  
P - Ivan Nova

I wanted a challenge. I got one.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/58 "2011-11-15T07:30:40Z")

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> [@Asimovian](#):
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> Have fun! My money’s on the All-Ubaldo team.

1B Ubaldo Rodriquez  
2B Ubaldo Martinez  
SS Ubaldo Sanchez  
3B Ubaldo Gonzales  
C Ubaldo Hernandez  
LF Ubaldo Lopez  
CF Ubaldo Alvarez  
RF Ubaldo Cabrera  
SP Ubaldo Jimenez  
SP Ubaldo Guillen  
SP Ubaldo Santana  
SP Ubaldo Garcia  
SP Ubaldo Garza  
Closer Ubaldo Mendez

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/59 "2011-11-15T13:39:21Z")

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Jeffs:

1B Jeff Bagwell  
2B Jeff Kent  
SS Jeff Blauser  
3B Jeff Cirillo  
OF Geoff Jenkins  
OF Jeffrey Leonard  
CF  
C

RP Jeff Reardon  
RP Jeff Brantley

No idea who the starters are.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mlb-create-your-best-team-based-on-first-name/602828/60 "2011-11-15T14:08:18Z")

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Modern-day Jeff starting pitchers could be: Niemann, Karstens, Suppan.

None are particularly awe-inspiring.

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