# "Mmm, boogers." **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539 "2015-08-31T20:24:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/21 "2015-09-01T19:09:00Z")
Lettuce and tomato are gross ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/22 "2015-09-01T19:50:00Z")
> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > What?! Ew! [Here ya go!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-655230.html) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/23 "2015-09-02T01:10:10Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > I think you mean pus. 😃 > > Although a glass of puss would be interesting. I did. :smack: And you do have a point. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/24 "2015-09-02T14:09:35Z")
> [@August\_West](#): > > [Here ya go!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-655230.html) Thank you. I suppose. On the bright side, I was hungry and now I’m not. _need a barfing smiley_ ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/25 "2015-09-02T14:44:00Z")
Q: What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Little kids won’t eat broccoli. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/26 "2015-09-02T21:07:47Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > I think you mean pus. 😃 > > Although a glass of puss would be interesting. For the cat, certainly. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/27 "2015-09-03T14:22:07Z")
> [@August\_West](#): > > [Here ya go!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-655230.html) Thank you! Let’s rejoice together in happiness at introducing a whole new batch of Dopers to that great thread. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/28 "2015-09-03T17:58:12Z")
Right now, one of my co-workers is singing a song about how much he loves boogers. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/29 "2015-09-03T19:04:27Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Thank you! Let’s rejoice together in happiness at introducing a whole new batch of Dopers to that great thread. Haha, yes! And they will follow the links in that thread to the woman who was shitting on the towels, and their turn to the dark side will be complete. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/30 "2015-09-03T20:31:03Z")
This whole discussion has turned revolting. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/31 "2015-09-03T20:56:07Z")
Doctor Johnny Fever got fired from his previous radio station just for saying BOOGER on the air! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/32 "2015-09-04T00:35:02Z")
… ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/33 "2015-09-04T00:43:32Z")
I was stopped at a light when I noticed a Huge Commotion next to me. A man dressed like he was Hassidic was making a Broadway Production out of picking his nose. He had 2 full knuckles of some pretty thick but stubby fingers up that giant asparagus mine… and I Swear he was digging like a kid on the beach with a shovel and a pail. I have No Idea if he dropped stringy entrails into his beard (a can’t see how he couldn’t have), but I wasn’t sticking around long enough to find out. Can you imagine, a beard with left over lunch bits and now decomposing boogers percolating in the hot sun? I’m just glad his windows were up! …And No, that can’t Possibly be Kosher… > [@MOIDALIZE](#): > > This whole discussion has turned revolting. Makes reasonable people wonder why you’d start it then. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/34 "2015-09-04T08:15:29Z")
I just got back from the drive-thru at Booger King. Not only did they refuse to put extra sauce on my Whopper, they evidently were out of of packages of booger-sauce. I am never going back there again. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/35 "2015-09-04T08:23:20Z")
My youngest grandson (aged 3) has some sinus issues, and is FOREVER going, Muuuum, BOOGERS…when he gets some snot hanging out of his nose. Does this almost count as Mmmmm BOOGERS? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/36 "2015-09-04T14:11:14Z")
This guy I knew before had a 5-year-old son. One day we were talking about nose picking. Guy: “I know little kids all pick their nose, but why does he have to eat it?” Me: “Well I’d rather him eat it than wipe it on the furniture or something!!” I think I made perfect sense. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/37 "2015-09-04T14:15:46Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > My youngest grandson (aged 3) has some sinus issues, and is FOREVER going, Muuuum, BOOGERS…when he gets some snot hanging out of his nose. I remember when my niece, then about 5, had a cold one Thanksgiving. She sneezed, turned toward me and there were two perfect, long snot trails coming out her nose. I couldn’t help but laugh and yell out _“Walrus!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/38 "2015-09-04T19:00:36Z")
Probably many more people than you would guess…and you have shaken hands with some of them. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/39 "2015-09-04T22:30:17Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > I think you mean pus. 😃 > > Although a glass of puss would be interesting. [You rang](http://cutearoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kitten2.jpg) ? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539/40 "2015-09-04T22:35:38Z")
What’s this thread doing in MPSIMS? Reported for move to Cafe Society! 😃 - no, not really. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmm-boogers/729539.md?page=1)