# Mmmm... Brains! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267 "2003-09-28T07:51:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/61 "2003-09-30T02:52:29Z")
French fried brains! Has anyone mentioned this thread to **BrainGlutton**? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/62 "2003-09-30T03:46:22Z")
If someone has their head up their ass, do they have shit for brains? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/63 "2003-09-30T20:16:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ccwaterback \* > \*\*She’s a Brainiac, Brainiac, on the floor. And she’s thinking like she’s never thunk before. \*\* Is that a Win16 instance thunk, or the kind of think they use for pass-by-name variables in Algol 60? ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/64 "2003-09-30T20:50:47Z")
That’s [Mr. Brains](http://www.mrbrainsfaggots.com/faggot_family.htm) to you! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/65 "2003-09-30T21:58:19Z")
No, no, no! That’s Mr. Brain’s® Faggots! Wouldn’t zombies prefer Mr. Faggot’s® Brains? Mmmmm… Brains… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/66 "2003-10-02T04:40:05Z")
A whole family of pork faggots? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/67 "2003-10-02T04:41:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spiff \* > \*\*That’s [Mr. Brains](http://www.mrbrainsfaggots.com/faggot_family.htm) to you! \*\* I notice that Janet’s favorite faggot is “On their own, as a snack.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/68 "2003-10-02T07:22:48Z")
Roast brain with stuffing and cranberry sauce. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/69 "2003-10-03T03:09:54Z")
Brains onna stick! Brains and kidney pie – I bet it’s offal. Baked beans and brains – now, _there’s_ a recipe for brainfarts. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/70 "2003-10-03T03:34:31Z")
Brains, shmains. I have spotted dick. ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/71 "2003-10-03T03:49:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Brains, shmains. > > I have spotted dick. \*\* Perhaps you should see a doctor for that. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/72 "2003-10-03T04:09:16Z")
Barbecued brains with baby back ribs. YUM. Brain sushi. Steamed brains on a bed of stir-fried spinal cords. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/73 "2003-10-03T08:10:20Z")
Candy Apple Brains ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/74 "2003-10-03T08:12:49Z")
Day old brains - 1/2 off ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/75 "2003-10-03T08:15:59Z")
Noggin Stew - Brain, tongue, lips, eyes, nose and ears. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/76 "2003-10-03T14:24:22Z")
Brainbutter and jelly sammiches! ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/77 "2003-10-03T14:35:02Z")
Bargain Brains, buy one get one FREE ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/78 "2003-10-03T14:42:28Z")
[Harry Caray] Hey! If you were a brain dog, and you were starving, would ya eat yourself? I know I would. First, I’d cover myself in brown mustard and relish. I’d be so delicious! [/HC] ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/79 "2003-10-03T14:48:00Z")
So “You aint nuthin but a brain dog” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/80 "2003-10-03T17:03:30Z")
Dog Brains … meow … WOOF WOOF. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267.md?page=5)