# Mmmm... Brains! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267 "2003-09-28T07:51:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/81 "2003-10-03T17:59:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Brains, shmains. > > I have spotted dick. \*\* The next time you see him tell him he still owes me £10 ---
**Author:** ![mtrahey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mtrahey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mtrahey)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/82 "2003-10-03T18:01:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ccwaterback \* > \*\*If someone has their head up their ass, do they have shit for brains? \*\* No, sorry, that would be if they had their ass up their head. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/83 "2003-10-04T02:51:39Z")
Some… _WHEEEEEERE_ over the brainbow… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/84 "2003-10-04T02:59:46Z")
I wouldn’t be hungry _If I Only Had A Brain._ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/85 "2003-10-04T04:25:02Z")
[BRAINS!!!](http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/refpages/RefMedia.aspx?refid=461516670&artrefid=761555359&sec=-1&pn=1) ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/86 "2003-10-04T04:33:20Z")
[Pooh Bear]I’m a dog! Woof! Woof![/Pooh Bear] This thread needed a Salton Sea reference. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/87 "2003-10-04T16:17:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ccwaterback \* > \*\*Noggin Stew - Brain, tongue, lips, eyes, nose and ears. \*\* What, no skull? No cheeks? No scalp? No sinuses?! You’re trying to cheat us! ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/88 "2003-10-05T00:43:56Z")
So a bird sits on a wire contemplating the social implications of Shakespeare’s later works. Finally he has a profound revelation about Shakespeare, and the emotional struggles faced by all of mankind and he declares, “chirp”. Too bad he has a birdbrain. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/89 "2003-10-05T00:46:06Z")
Brains spattered on the road, warmed by the afternoon sun, and pecked at by hungry crows. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/90 "2003-10-05T00:50:23Z")
What you want for Christmas kids? The children reply ecstatically, “Brains!!! Brains!!! Brains!!!”. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/91 "2003-10-05T00:53:53Z")
I could wile away the hours Conferrin’ with the flowers Consultin’ with the rain And my head I’d be scratchin’ While my thoughts were busy hatchin’ If I only had a brain. [http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Flats/1742/Brain.html](http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Flats/1742/Brain.html) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/92 "2003-10-05T03:04:50Z")
Hitler’s favorite joke: Oh, wait! Wrong thread! Where’s my brain? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/93 "2003-10-05T03:12:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Where’s my brain? I ate it. Mmmm… Brains! ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/94 "2003-10-05T09:38:25Z")
Wash the pig’s brain well. With your hands, remove the veins and membranes. [http://cooking.houseonahill.net/recipes/000146.html](http://cooking.houseonahill.net/recipes/000146.html) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/95 "2003-10-05T09:42:13Z")
Brain Cell Salad: [http://www.internationalrecipesonline.com/recipes/view.pl?1912](http://www.internationalrecipesonline.com/recipes/view.pl?1912) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/96 "2003-10-05T09:44:38Z")
Brain Cookies with Blood Glaze: [http://www.foodtv.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD\_9936\_20449,00.html](http://www.foodtv.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_20449,00.html) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/97 "2003-10-05T09:48:51Z")
Bat Chips & Monster Brain Dip: [http://www.recipecircus.com/recipes/Buny/Holiday-Halloween/Creepy\_Crunchies\_Bat\_Chips\_\_Monster.html](http://www.recipecircus.com/recipes/Buny/Holiday-Halloween/Creepy_Crunchies_Bat_Chips__Monster.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/98 "2003-10-05T15:52:29Z")
No thanks, thank you. (Urp). I’ve had plenty … of BRAINS! Bwa haha ha ha ha ha!!! ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/99 "2003-10-05T18:31:12Z")
Who are the Brain police? — Zappa ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267/100 "2003-10-05T19:49:28Z")
Well, the dream police are coming down on my head… which holds in my BRAINS! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-brains/204267.md?page=6)