# Mmmm. Frozen meatballs.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 14, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648 "2005-09-14T18:59:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/1 "2005-09-14T18:59:55Z")

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We had a party a couple of weekends ago. To prepare for this party, we stocked up on foodstuffs from Costco, including a humongous bag of frozen meatballs.

We ended up with about 2/3 of the bag left.

Now, the meatballs are fairly tasty, for premade frozen meatballs. But my wife and I can’t eat more than, say 18 meatballs between us in one meal. So we’ve cooked pasta a couple of times and put meatballs in the sauce, but we still have half a bag of meatballs left.

Here’s where you can help: what other tasty things can we do with these meatballs? I’m not looking for super-fancy highfalutin’ haute cuisine meatball recipes – but if you have one, great. I just want some non-pasta-sauce ideas on how to serve them.

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/2 "2005-09-14T19:08:04Z")

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Soups: Italian Wedding Soup or Mexican Albondigas SoupAlso, try them instead of stew meat in your favorite beef stew recipe. Ditto in any stroganoff recipe.

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/3 "2005-09-14T19:09:54Z")

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How about Italian wedding soup? Meatballs, chicken broth, small pasta like orzo and chopped greens (kale or spinach.)

I do Greek meatballs sometimes. Similar to Italian, but flavor the sauce with oregano and a pinch of cinnamon and serve with rice, rather than pasta.

They’d also be good in a curry sauce of some kind–either Indian or Thai.

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**Author:** ![Winnie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e480ec/32.png) [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/4 "2005-09-14T19:14:31Z")

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Lots of recipes for different meatballs recipes [here](http://www.recipesource.com/cgi-bin/search?search_string=meatballs) at RecipeSource.

Some Meatball parm sandwiches. Require a little bit of tomato sauce but not much.

Swedish meatballs are one of my favorites.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/5 "2005-09-14T19:15:24Z")

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Could you make Swedish meatballs with them, and serve them over egg noodles for a change of pace?

How about sweet and sour meatballs, a Southern party favorite? Put them in a crockpot and simmer them with a jar of grape jelly and a jar of Heinz chili sauce. They taste and look a LOT better than they sound.

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/6 "2005-09-14T20:31:31Z")

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-Chop 'em up and make chili.[Chili afficionados please be kind]  
-Meatball sandwiches for a “ya’ll come” lunch at work.  
-Become popular with the neighborhood dogs as you fling them from your kitchen window.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/7 "2005-09-14T20:34:31Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> How about sweet and sour meatballs, a Southern party favorite? Put them in a crockpot and simmer them with a jar of grape jelly and a jar of Heinz chili sauce. They taste and look a LOT better than they sound.

Similar idea: a jar of sweet-and-sour sauce from the “Chinese” (in quotes because I have my doubts as to the authenticity of the stuff) food aisle. Add some canned pineapple chunks and some green / red pepper chunks and serve over rice. We’ve done this a time or two.

Obviously this would depend on the seasoning in the meatballs - something heavy on the oregano might not go as well with that mixture.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/8 "2005-09-14T20:35:55Z")

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1. Fill crockpot with meatballs
2. Pour in 1-2 bottles of **buffalo hot wing sauce**
3. Cook

Fantastic by themselves, or put 4-5 on a hoagie roll and top with ranch dressing (or bleu cheese if you wish.)

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/9 "2005-09-14T20:39:52Z")

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> [@Max Carnage](#):
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> 1. Fill crockpot with meatballs
> 2. Pour in 1-2 bottles of **buffalo hot wing sauce**
> 3. Cook
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> Fantastic by themselves, or put 4-5 on a hoagie roll and top with ranch dressing (or bleu cheese if you wish.)

Variation: For step 2, substitute a couple of cans of cream of mushroom soup. Dang good.

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**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/10 "2005-09-14T21:28:58Z")

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> [@DeVena](#):
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> Variation: For step 2, substitute a couple of cans of cream of mushroom soup. Dang good.

I second that. One of my co-workers brings that for every potluck, and she’s just not allowed to bring anything else. I think she may throw in some Worcestershire sauce too. Delicious!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmm-frozen-meatballs/321648/11 "2005-09-14T21:44:29Z")

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About all I ever do with frozen meatballs is: put about six of 'em in a small saucepan with some tomato sauce. Heat 'em up. Then, put the meatballs on a sub roll with some mozzarella and parmesan cheese. Eat with gusto.
