# Mmmmmmm...abortion doughnuts
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 16, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656 "2009-01-16T20:24:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/21 "2009-01-16T21:30:31Z")
> [@tdn](#):
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> Jelly donut, actually. (Eww!)
Mmmmmm. Crunchy.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/22 "2009-01-16T21:31:30Z")
Right. I’ve found that most anti-abortionists go ballastic if you mention gay adoption. Yeah, they are for adoption, but only adoption by the “right” people.
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/23 "2009-01-16T21:32:30Z")
> [@tdn](#):
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> > [@Guinastasia](#):
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> > Wouldn’t an “abortion donut” actually be a doughnut hole?
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> Jelly donut, actually. (Eww!)
Somebody better notify our congressfritters.
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/24 "2009-01-16T21:37:46Z")
What about jelly-filled donut holes? Hmmm?
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/25 "2009-01-16T21:43:16Z")
Killing babies is cruel, but killing them on inauguration day is cruller.
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/26 "2009-01-16T21:53:50Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> “Our special tonight is roast duck with a mango salsa; and that comes with an abortion access of rice pilaf or potatoes au gratin.”
“Pepsi: Abortion Access of a New Generation”
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### Author:  [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/27 "2009-01-16T22:03:02Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Wouldn’t an “abortion donut” actually be a doughnut hole?
That’s funny as hell.
Actually, this whole thread is killing me.
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### Author:  [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/28 "2009-01-16T22:03:07Z")
> [@Miller](#):
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> “Pepsi: Abortion Access of a New Generation”
Well of course! The girls finally got the message that douching with Coke doesn’t work!
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### Author:  [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/29 "2009-01-16T22:08:28Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> What does that have to do with abortion, you ask? Well look really close. See how they use the word “choice?” That’s got the lifers up in arms.:
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> So now the use of the word “choice” in any context is to be taken as synonomous with support for abortion rights.
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> I think I might have to make a doughnut run on tuesday.
Wha wha wha what??? _That_ is why the forced birthers are mad at Krispy Kreme??? OMG :dubious::eek::smack:
I’m on a diet, but I think I must go down and actually buy a donut in support of Krispy Kreme’s (lack) of stance on this issue.
Just when I thought the nutjobs couldn’t get any worse…
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### Author:  [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/30 "2009-01-16T22:12:07Z")
What with the diabetes, I can’t eat doughnuts. Well, I can, but I decline too. Anyway, I’m gonna need a volunteer to eat the two dozen jellies I’ll be buying to make my position on this matter clear.
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### Author:  [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/31 "2009-01-16T22:17:26Z")
Because “freedom of choice” is such a dark and distressing phrase…
I don’t even like Krispy Kreme, and I will probably be stopping by. Brother.
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### Author:  [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/32 "2009-01-16T22:28:08Z")
> [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](#):
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> Because “freedom of choice” is such a dark and distressing phrase…
“Right to life” sounds pretty too, and it’s straight out of the Declaration of Independence, but it’s still a loaded phrase.
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### Author:  [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/33 "2009-01-16T22:42:21Z")
Dammit, I have no Krispy Kreme donut shop. Someone please grab a couple for me.
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### Author:  [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/34 "2009-01-16T22:51:24Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> What with the diabetes, I can’t eat doughnuts. Well, I can, but I decline too. Anyway, I’m gonna need a volunteer to eat the two dozen jellies I’ll be buying to make my position on this matter clear.
Hell, I’m a diabetic, but I will take one for the team and swallow a hot glazed doughnut.
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### Author:  [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/35 "2009-01-16T22:55:42Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Wouldn’t an “abortion donut” actually be a doughnut hole?
Actually, I’m pretty sure that doughnut holes are _doughnut abortions_.
Subtle difference there, you understand.
Mmm, sweet, sweet aborted pastry babies.
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/36 "2009-01-16T22:58:17Z")
> [@Projammer](#):
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> Dammit, I have no Krispy Kreme donut shop. Someone please grab a couple for me.
We don’t have one either. Can I just perform a couple of abortions for you?
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### Author:  [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/37 "2009-01-16T23:00:19Z")
For any type 1, carb-counting diabetics out there: a regular, glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut is 22 carbs. I think my daughter would be happy to go with me Tuesday morning for some doughnuts.
If these people are trying to stop others from going to Krispy Kreme, their agenda is screwed.
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### Author:  [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/38 "2009-01-16T23:08:22Z")
I don’t like doughnuts. Maybe I’ll go get a free one and wrap it up tenderly in a blanket and throw it in the Dumpster like an aborted fetus.
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### Author:  [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/39 "2009-01-16T23:16:07Z")
They’re not doughnuts. They’re _deep-fried in hot oil kittens._
And they’re not abortions, they’re… No, I can’t say it.
Second trimester vacuum kittens.
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### Author:  [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/40 "2009-01-16T23:18:04Z")
[Nescafee Tasters Abortion Access](http://www.tasterschoice.com/): One Perfect Moment. One Perfect Cup.
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