# Mmmmmmm...abortion doughnuts
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 16, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656 "2009-01-16T20:24:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/41 "2009-01-16T23:26:49Z")
“Abortion doughnuts” well, I guess I now have a name to use the next time I sleep in on a Sunday and find nothing left in the doughnut box but bavarian cremes whose filling has all been sucked out. I used to buy eclairs but the sight of a eclair with all the filling sucked out was enough to give me sympathy pains, so I don’t buy them anymore.
Enjoy,
Steven
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### Author:  [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/42 "2009-01-16T23:28:15Z")
> [@runner pat](#):
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> And I thought PETA was nuts.
Radicals can belong to both groups. Free radicals can cause a cancer.
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### Author:  [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/43 "2009-01-16T23:30:33Z")
> [@Mtgman](#):
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> “Abortion doughnuts” well, I guess I now have a name to use the next time I sleep in on a Sunday and find nothing left in the doughnut box but bavarian cremes whose filling has all been sucked out. I used to buy eclairs but the sight of a eclair with all the filling sucked out was enough to give me sympathy pains, so I don’t buy them anymore.
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> Enjoy,
> Steven
That’s what you get for sleeping in. 😃
Robin
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### Author:  [@Charger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charger)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/44 "2009-01-16T23:46:02Z")
Since Bush was so obviously pro-life, he managed to overturn Roe v. Wade. Not many people know this. So people are concerned that Obama, being of the pro-choice party, is going to put it back the way it was on his first day.
:rolleyes:
> [@Fish](#):
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> They’re not doughnuts. They’re _deep-fried in hot oil kittens._
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> And they’re not abortions, they’re… No, I can’t say it.
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> Second trimester vacuum kittens.
OUTSTANDING username/post combo.
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### Author:  [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/45 "2009-01-17T00:01:19Z")
I have hated KK’s product for years, now. And cheered when they failed locally, because every example of their donuts I’d ever had was ass.
I should have realized they were actually abortion donuts. That makes so much sense, now.
But if there was one closer than Buffalo I’d try to get some Tuesday, just to piss off ALL.
> [@Merneith](#):
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> [Nescafee Tasters Abortion Access](http://www.tasterschoice.com/): One Perfect Moment. One Perfect Cup.
Congratulations! You’ve got me cringing here with that one.
Do they at least use an immersion blender before serving their Abortion Access? I want my perfect cup to be completely smooth.
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### Author:  [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/46 "2009-01-17T00:05:47Z")
> [@Baldwin](#):
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> Hell, I’m a diabetic, but I will take one for the team and swallow a hot glazed doughnut.
I’m diabetic, too, and so is my husband. I frequently save him from doughnuts by consuming them myself. I’m very noble that way. And I feel it is my DUTY to go BUY a KK and eat it. I don’t like KK that much, but I will certainly make the sacrifice for this noble cause.
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### Author:  [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/47 "2009-01-17T00:20:01Z")
> [@tdn](#):
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> Killing babies is cruel, but killing them on inauguration day is cruller.
Now you’ve flung a craving on me for crullers!
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/48 "2009-01-17T01:06:33Z")
> [@CaerieD](#):
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> Actually, I’m pretty sure that doughnut holes are _doughnut abortions_.
Only if they’re thrown away before they’re fully cooked.
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### Author:  [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/49 "2009-01-17T01:35:08Z")
Well shit. First Dunkin’ Donuts supports Islamic jihad, now Krispy Kreme supports abortion. Are there no decent, moral, realAmerican bakers in this country anymore ?!
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### Author:  [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/50 "2009-01-17T01:35:43Z")
I went to click on the OP’s link to see where I could get my free doughnut, but just found the article. I did see this, though and learned some new words:
> [@](#):
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> File this under “Overreactionary Wing Nuts” and another attempt of conservatives to redefine words for their political means (You can try to rewrite the Constitution, but not the dictionary). Of course, the “overreactionary libtard” counter to this is that conservatives want to demonize all choice from America until we’re living under a fundamentalist dictatorship. A fundamentalist dictatorship without doughnuts.
I’m not much into politics, so there’s a new word in there for me. I’d seen right wing nuts before but overreactionary libtards is a new one for me. Learn something new every day.
Now where do I get the doughtnuts?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/51 "2009-01-17T01:43:40Z")
Mmmmmm…free doughnut…
What was it you’re all talking about? I lost track.
Oh, that’s right.
\*I’ll say it again
In the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Freedom of choice
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!\*
- Devo
The American Life League\* will have to stop using “Whip It” as their theme song.
\*Now accepting team applications at your local bowling alley.
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### Author:  [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/52 "2009-01-17T02:17:39Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> “Our special tonight is roast duck with a mango salsa; and that comes with an abortion access of rice pilaf or potatoes au gratin.”
If you’ll check again, I’m sure it comes with access to risotto
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### Author:  [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/53 "2009-01-17T02:33:04Z")
> [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](#):
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> Now where do I get the doughtnuts?
At your local abortion clinic..
Duh!
Or are we getting abortions at the donut shop? I may be somewhat confused.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/54 "2009-01-17T02:34:52Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> “Our special tonight is roast duck with a mango salsa; and that comes with an abortion access of rice pilaf or potatoes au gratin.”
Now if it’s airplane-engine-pureed duck I’m with you, and you’ll get a two-fer in pissing off the more vociferous of the PETA crowd.
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### Author:  [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/55 "2009-01-17T02:43:45Z")
> [@Projammer](#):
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> At your local abortion clinic..
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> Duh!
Worse and worse. I don’t know where that is either. 😛
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### Author:  [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/56 "2009-01-17T02:45:05Z")
> [@OtakuLoki](#):
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> Congratulations! You’ve got me cringing here with that one.
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> Do they at least use an immersion blender before serving their Abortion Access? I want my perfect cup to be completely smooth.
Thanks! I’m pretty sure for a really smooth cup you’re going to need two girls on your blender.
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### Author:  [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/57 "2009-01-17T02:50:21Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#):
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> Mmmmmm. Crunchy.
I just wanted to say that this is my new most favoritest thread. Kiss kiss.
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### Author:  [@wunderkammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wunderkammer)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/58 "2009-01-17T03:11:46Z")
> [@](#):
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> The unfortunate reality of a post Roe v. Wade America is that ‘choice’ is synonymous with abortion access.
It becomes even more unfortunate if you extend this new definition to the verb form:
Abort Life.
I Abort You, Pikachu!
Anyway, not being near a Krispy Kreme store, I may instead enjoy a Healthy Abortion Access frozen pizza. Or not.
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### Author:  [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/59 "2009-01-17T04:50:16Z")
So that’s why Camel cigarettes said “Choice” on the side of the pack. Not only were they purveyors of cancer, but they promoted abortions as well. The fiends!
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### Author:  [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm-abortion-doughnuts/481656/60 "2009-01-17T05:38:34Z")
The supermarket I work at uses “America’s Choice” as its generic brand name. I never realized they were secretly sending pro-abortion messages through their products.
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