# Mmmmmmm ....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm/58470>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 18, 2001, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm/58470 "2001-03-18T12:41:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm/58470/21 "2001-03-19T21:45:12Z")

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Stiff, stale, sitting in the cupboard in an open packet for two weeks marshallow peeps (must be pink or yellow – very important), gobbled quickly and washed down with a huge cup of cold coffee served in a pint beer mug.

An Inky Easter tradition since my eighteenth birthday!

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**Author:** ![Lowellster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Lowellster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowellster)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm/58470/22 "2001-03-19T22:04:55Z")

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One (1) cold, hard, cheap grocery store bagel with absolutely nothing on it, consumed while driving to work in the morning. Why, why, why, is this a daily ritual for me? I truly do not enjoy it, and I’m not any less hungry after I finish it than before I start. Yuck.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmmm/58470/23 "2001-03-20T00:24:01Z")

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Just in case anybody felt the urge to give me crap for smoking cigarettes for breakfast, I must divert your attention to **msrobyn** who eats Funyons.

Funyons!

Breakfast, schmreakfast - if I was stranded on a deserted tarmac island with nothing but a crate of Funyons, I’d eat my toenail clippings.

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