# mmmmMORE SMILEYS !!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 16, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680 "2003-10-16T00:27:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/21 "2003-10-16T03:40:56Z")

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HHrrrrppffftggt Bwaaahaha

“It’s Smashie, not Smackie, dicknose.”

**Hansel** that was a ripper, the contempt.

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/22 "2003-10-16T03:59:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hansel \*  
> \*\*It’s Smashie, not Smackie, dicknose. \*\*

:Feels nose: Hmmmmmm.

Actually, Smashie is the animated little guy with the big hammer. He has had many champions. [One version of him resides on this page](http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/smilies.fhtml).

On other topics, the erudite Mr. Dubious, can often substitute for such hoi-polloi as Rolly-Eyes.

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/23 "2003-10-16T04:14:46Z")

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Flowbark, those smileys are hilarious. I like the sex one. Too fucking funny!!

I miss Smashie as well. I got a kick out of the little guy when we were on the temporary boards after the Winter of our Missed Content.

I think everyone here wants a pukey smiley. Why aren’t we heard???!!!

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/24 "2003-10-16T04:46:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> \*\*Highlight the others. You can turn happy face into sad face.
> 
> Big Grin smiley - Ashamed smiley
> 
> Shocked smiley - excited smiley
> 
> Jewish smiley - evil jewish smiley \*\*

Oh my, it gets even better.

Sad face - Margaret Cho imitating her mother  
Grinning smiley - “Son, you got a panty on your head!” Or at least a pair of tighty whities.  
Winkie - eyes shifted to one side.  
Rolleyes - lady with too much mascara.  
Confused - alien complete with tesla coil antennae (!!!)

And the Wally smiley looks like it’s saying Fuck!

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**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/25 "2003-10-16T09:42:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rhum Runner \*  
> \*\*I don’t like the :putz: one because it is bigger than the others. Also, I object to its caption. I think a good smiley should communicate w/o words. \*\*

Like **matt\_mcl** said, it’s a Wally smiley. It’s in honor of a very well-liked and admired member of the SDMB who died in a weird accident. “Putz” was kind of his catchphrase.

And **matt** , youre so right about the Wally smiley!

I think the highlighted grinning smiley looks like a frog. A frog with teeth.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/26 "2003-10-16T09:58:44Z")

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Nice work, Ilsa\_Lund. (But it looks more like a donkey to me.)

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/27 "2003-10-16T11:03:29Z")

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Smileys are for cunts.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/28 "2003-10-16T11:31:57Z")

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This looks familiar, but I can’t think why…

[removed Joan Stark’s ASCII artwork]

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**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/29 "2003-10-16T11:57:56Z")

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It’s a donkey unicorn !

Well, I really thougth the pony looks like a donkey… Anyway, they’re both good with A1 sauce 😃

Coming back to the emotismilcons (I love the word morph game in MPSIMS 😉 ) I think we need more, but, yes, not too much . Here is one forum where some emoticons went berseck

> **[Corvette Forum - Corvette Action Center](https://forums.corvetteactioncenter.com/?s=&action=showsmilies)**
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> The Corvette Action Center's Corvette Forum is one of the largest online Corvette clubs featuring discussion forums for the C8 Corvette, C7 Corvette, C6 Corvette, C5 Corvette, C4 Corvette, C3 Corvette, C2 Corvette, C1 Corvette and more.

Some are good though and kinda useful like :beer or ;worship ; others, like the bar are a little bit too much, like, I don’t know… like a donkey unicorn for example?..

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/30 "2003-10-16T12:42:18Z")

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I want one that conveys a shrug, “whatever” tone. Not quite as “what a jerk” as :rolleyes:, but more of a “as you wish, I’ve made my opinion known and I’m moving on to other threads.”

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/31 "2003-10-16T12:50:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \*  
> \*\*I think the rolleyes should be drug out in the street and shot. \*\*

Whatever. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/32 "2003-10-16T14:06:10Z")

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Dammit, **Zenster** , I was going to summon **Chief Scott**.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/33 "2003-10-16T15:00:05Z")

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I’m still awaiting the chance to submit my [“What the fuck?” smiley](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/fruitbat_steve/wtf.gif) officially. It’s for occasions when 😕 just isn’t enough.

[Thread about same.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=161343)

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/34 "2003-10-16T16:06:25Z")

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Don’t you think that :wally should say “Asshat!” instead?

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**Author:** ![owlofcreamcheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@owlofcreamcheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlofcreamcheese)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/35 "2003-10-16T16:56:39Z")

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someone with a vaugely racist name that wants more smiles? did someone come to the wrong board?

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/36 "2003-10-16T20:18:20Z")

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Who’s name do you see as “vaugely racist”?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/37 "2003-10-16T20:41:57Z")

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> Like matt\_mcl said, it’s a Wally smiley. It’s in honor of a very well-liked and admired member of the SDMB who died in a weird accident. “Putz” was kind of his catchphrase.

What happened to Wally?

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**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/38 "2003-10-16T20:52:50Z")

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where’s wally?

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**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/39 "2003-10-16T22:36:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rabid\_Squirrel \*  
> \*\*However, I do think that embarrased smilie (:o)needs to be reworked. Quiet frankly, it’s looks like it’s performing something that should belong in those naughty movies.  
> \*\*

I always thought it looked like it was yawning from disinterest. Doesn’t look embarrased to me at all.

Let’s rename it “Yawny”.

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**Author:** ![Naz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@Naz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Naz)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmmmmore-smileys/207680/40 "2003-10-17T01:03:01Z")

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After seeing **flowbark’s** link, I feel the lack of a :not worthy: smiley on these boards, if only for the rare threads where Cecil makes his majestic appearance.

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