# MMP - a generally crappy Monday **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 1, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815 "2010-03-01T03:30:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/301 "2010-03-07T22:08:11Z")
LAUNDRY IS DONE!!! \ I suppose I should get tomorrow’s MMP written down. Anybody got any ideas?? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/302 "2010-03-07T22:11:55Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I suppose I should get tomorrow’s MMP written down. Anybody got any ideas?? 😉 Minor events that you’ve never forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/303 "2010-03-07T22:19:44Z")
Silly **Girl**! I’m 56. I’ve forgotten everything!!! 😛 And the next one is done - I just sorta merged 2 ideas I had into one silly premise. Like it matters anyway - it’ll be hijacked before lunch, if that long… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/304 "2010-03-07T23:43:01Z")
The only way a MMP OP would survive unhijacked until lunch is if we all sleep til Noon in our respective time zones. 😛 I had a nap and then I cleaned out some weeds from amongst the shrubbery and _mowed_, yes _mowed_ the back yahd! I also went and filled up both the gas cans, mixed gas and oil for the blower and got me a Whopper Jr. from BK. I had me a gnawin’ and a cravin’ for one. I think regular Whoppers are nasty but like the Jrs. Go figure. Tomorrow I shall (or at least I envision) cleanin’ up the weeds and such around the fence and storage buildin’s in the back and mowin’ the front yahd. I may even fertilize but I’m tryin’ not to get too carried away. Can’t have all the fun at once ya know. Plus I have Vestry Meetin’ tomorrow evenin’ so I must preserve some strength for that. I have further decided to fry some chicken thighs and laigs for dindin tomorrow. Since one can’t have just fried chicken that means I need to figure on some vegetation to serve also. It’s just one neverendin’ chore ain’t it! ETA: Good bambulance duty tale **BBBobbio**! I want ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/305 "2010-03-08T01:33:58Z")
I killded the MMP! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/306 "2010-03-08T01:40:29Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I killded the MMP! :eek: Oh no! ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/307 "2010-03-08T01:59:33Z")
I’m still here. I was wondering where the rest of you slackers were!:p;) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/308 "2010-03-08T02:15:35Z")
I just had to call the oil company - my heat and hot water are off again. Nice “welcome back”, house. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/309 "2010-03-08T02:33:56Z")
Blerg. I don’t want to do homework anymore! I checked my email and some numbnut troll left a comment on my LJ. It amused me, so naturally I replied, in short ‘in every possible way for you to be wrong, you’re wrong. And that’s not opinion, that’s fact. Dumbass’ :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/310 "2010-03-08T03:47:00Z")
It’s Monday here! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/311 "2010-03-08T06:25:51Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Ya know, what with all the lady mumper boob injuries this week, I wonder if I should light a candle and say a special prayer for boob protection. Is there a Patron Saint of boobs? Santa Águeda de Catania, patron saint of women and of boobs, whose feast is traditionally celebrated in many locations by having an inversion of traditional roles. I don’t know what do you call her in English, though… ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/312 "2010-03-08T07:35:55Z")
I’m home! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815/313 "2010-03-08T15:27:21Z")
[the new MMP](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=555056) has been up for 5 hours already, and none of you saw fit to post a link? for shame! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mmp-a-generally-crappy-monday/530815.md?page=15)